What Is My Life

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

hey, do you mind if i immensly value our relationship, in a way i'll never properly be able to fully verbally communicate

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

i understand its chronic pain but every day seems a bit excessive

If you are feeling good about yourself or situation and then your mood suddenly shifts leaving you feeling insecure, unsure, etc. try to remind yourself that nothing has truly changed but your perception. Your cute outfit did not suddenly become horrid. Your delicious meal did not tranform into a terrible one. Your peers perception of you has not radically transformed over a social misstep. Everything we experience is put through it through our mental filter, and that can convince us that everyone else sees us with the judgement we have for ourselves. Be kind to yourself.

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

we used to get christmas episodes of television. halloween episodes. valentines. we used to get television that felt like part of your life. like it was happening alongside your life. now we mostly get 8 episodes dropping all at once every two years and they don't have time for any of that. i miss characters living alongside us

i know everyone says they hate being online and i understand why and i get it and its bad and everything but (whispering like i'm at a sleepover) i actually really like being online