AND WHEN I BITE DOWN

daddy long dick is very scared right now

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

Ok I'll bite. you are bleeding now

being a vampire is about penetrating someone but it's also about being filled up with their fluids. in this way vampirism confuses the top/bottom dichotomy

oooooh i got plany of disk space

i like good things and also bad things

This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

We never have to go back

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

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