starbucks && speedbumps

just keep me damp, moist and slimy

"You can't change nature." "Change is nature." is kind of a raw line to be from ratatouille

Im gonna hold an egg in my mouth for 2 hours to challenge myself.

OGAHAGSIGf

buddy that is beyond monkey brain, you went all the way back to reptile brain. These are real Dimetrodon hours.

How come semi trucks in Europe look like “toot toot :)” and in North America they look like “HONK HOOOOOOOONK >:|”

My psych professor mentioned swaddling in lecture so I emailed him a picture of me being swaddled in my dorm room and asked if I could get extra credit because it was really hot in there and I got really sweaty and he was like “fabulous, sure”

No Punch Girl

This non lactose free milk got me actin up

how do I explain to a medical professional that this is the kind of thing I laugh at hard enough to injure my body