rude buster

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

everyone has a ship thats just: theyre perfect. they hate each other. theyre married. they havent spoken in 15 years. they have date nights three times a week. theyre divorced. theyre pining, its unrequited. its requited. theyre starcrossed. theyre meant to be. theyre doomed by the narrative. they love each other. theyve never held hands. they wont stop making out at parties. they cant look each other in the eye

sodom vs gomorrah playing at the world cup tomorrow

sir please thats my emotional support song that i first heard on a 8tracks playlist in 2014

can you all be fucking thoughtful for one second?

“shame, fear, and punishment are not effective or ethical behavior modifiers!!!!” - someone who is about to scold a trans woman for smoking cigarettes and remind (scare) her about how they negatively impact hrt. as if she doesn’t already fucking know that. as if she doesn’t get that from literally every straightedge trans person.

you think you’re being helpful and you’re just not. you don’t know how addiction works. you don’t know how chemical dependency works. mind your own business

like i get that we all live in social media world where aesthetic trumps politic and material but you need to understand that smoking cigarettes is not a fun thing to do. every cigarette smoker is constantly bombarded with graphic reminders of the potential damage they’re doing to their bodies. do u know how many places in the world require cigarette packs to have full color images of blackened lungs on them? have you watched a SINGLE anti-smoking psa? no? to both? then leave cigarette smokers alone!!! especially the marginalized ones!!! asshole!!!

next time u get drunk promise to come say gross things to me okay?

you really do meet some of the loveliest people talking about blood and sex on the internet