Its A Mess Up In Here

Damn I want to ride him…I mean in his car lol

“I bring word from the swamp prince, the old pacts shall be honored, muster your forces at first light…”

shout out to people who write answers in the text books

All dead… all rotten. Elves and men and orcses. A great battle, long ago. The Dead Marshes… yes, that is their name

Hozier had time today huh

I love the implication that moths somehow existed prior to the creation of the universe

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buenos dias

This morning at brunch the server came out and he was like "unfortunately we don't have ice right now because a server just broke a glass in it" and we were all like "no that's fine I think an element of danger at brunch is sexy and fun" and he was like no absolutely I get that but I still can't let you eat glass at my job