himbobison

just heard the austin powers theme playing faintly somewhere in the house, I’m the only one here

the thing about ai mimicking humans that really freaks me out isn’t that it shows how smart and sophisticated the bots are, its that it shows how predictable and nonrandom humans are. we’re all “ooh could a robot write a sonnet or paint a sunset” and then it turns out that yes, because sonnets are actually super easy and all our fancy ideas about Art and Meaning are mostly something we ascribe after the fact, not some inherent Quality these things have.

imagine youre walking in a field at night and a ufo appears overhead. bright lights shine down at you and you start getting lifted into the air but then an unearthly voice says "SHIT, WRONG ONE" and you get unceremoniously dumped back on the ground. then the light focuses on a frog that was about 2 feet to your left and picks that up instead

Reblogging this version cuz those two gifs show the sexiest duality a man can have.

Cerberus but he is a three-headed llama

i’m too sexy to know math or drive ❤️

i love when i “make a mental note” of something. it’s gone within 20 seconds

atla is the best show in the world because they let uncle iroh open his tea shop while his nephew the prince of fire nation is procrastinating on becoming a good person so he has no other option but to be a waiter while hes stalling on doing good i hope the writers knew when they wrote this how fucking funny that concept truly is

Customer service was either going to reform him or make him more evil. That was the Ultimate Test.The rest of his arc was just filler.