give me your teeth.

losing dog but no one bets on me because i Don’t even lose well enougj

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

The first attested cat in Japan was given to a young 9th century emperor and his diary about it includes such gems as 'I affixed a bow about its neck, but it did not remain for long.", "The color of the fur is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent of the deepest ink.", "When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin. You cannot see its feet. It’s as if it were circular Bi disk." and "I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.” Basically posting about how his void is the best little void and so good at getting really round

We should popularize more hispanized phonetic spellings of classic character names like we did with esnupi

im majoring in making my life a living hell at idiot university

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

sarah everhardt doing slb danse macabre let's GO my weird child

cpom, lajoie/baker, lopareva/brissaud 2030 olympic podium start investing now

i imagine being medicated would feel good as fuck. unfortunately i have to rawdog whatever's wrong with me