DALMarathon or Bust

Paolo Sebastian

sees her brother after a v dangerous mission and immediately roasts him

continues to roast him throughout the movie despite a) him being king and b) them being in a political crisis

a small selection of things she roasts him on

his ex

his shoes

his old outdated technology

his ass getting kicked by her inventions

“WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSSEEEE?” a true memelord

“don’t frighten me like that coloniser!”

pretends to challenge t’challa for the throne for the drama of it all 

somehow finds the time to completely redo her hair and outfit in a political crisis? iconic

sees things in science fiction and invents them

names said inventions after bad puns

always striving for improvement & understands that just because something works doesn’t mean it can’t be improved

“great, another broken white boy for us to fix” she Knows

wants to go to california for disneyland and coachella

checks which side of the road to drive on in the middle of a car chase bc she’s responsible

Kylo: *chooses his crush over his order*

I’m hoping you’ve all just been crazy working out at the gym the last couple of days and that’s why my dash has been so dead. 

Or been too busy in the kitchen cooking up delicious healthy food to be posting..