welcome to my evil tower

A long time ago me and my brother used to play on the trampoline in our backyard and make stories and stuff, it was all over the place because I was a young child and I had ADHD. Well because of that I had a lot of ideas for the main character but instead of having multiple stories everyday when we went out there I made up a reason about how the last one died and introduced my new one. I think that would be a great idea for an anime where every episode the main character dies and the show then follows the person who killed them, and then they die the next episode again and again. Different person each time with in depth lore and personality to be killed the next day.

I'm so cooked.

The concept of switching out a set of fake nails for another set of fake nails is equivalent to reloading your hands.

CALLING ALL EVIL MINIONS! I am looking to hire about a handful of evil minions all species are accepted as long as you can fit through the entrance to my tower, I cannot give pay or wizard collage credit but I can give a place to sleep, free forbidden spell lessons in case you wanted to learn "transmute hetero to yuri" and a wonderful community here in the tower.

Yesterday I found some of my minions feeding the gelatinous cube estrogen and now I've been sitting here with the gelatinous cube explaining identity and shit so that it understands what they were doing was not cool cause it didn't know.

Sorry for not posting I was binging hazbin hotel on my mystical orb because it was more worth it to look straight into hell itself then pay for an Amazon subscription.

Very few adventures have made it past my gorgon because after one of my recent posts she took a photo of her eyes and taped it to her chest now disrespectful adventurers don't stand a chance, in fact I've had so much time undisturbed I've been building and painting my warhammer minis.

Yo to any unemployed goblins, kobolds, and or undead out there i am hiring evil minions right now, I cannot offer magic academy credit or payment but I can give you a spot to live in my cool ass wizard tower and for the magically adept I might teach you spells like "lesser endometriosis".

Feeling really sad for my right hand gorgon henchwoman because all the adventurers keep getting past her petrifying gaze by staring at her tits and that's fucked up. Adventurers guild, please raise your standards these newer Adventurers are disrespectful and disgraceful.

Yesterday an adventurer had made it to the top of my cool ass evil wizard tower and they started talking about my dead mom which was seriously fucked up and then he said some shit like "your mother wouldn't have wanted this" and so I told him she was actually really into this evil wizard shit and I mean her name and title was "Tabatha the terrible" so yeah she really did want me to get into this evil wizard stuff.