Dirty Pretty Things

When I fail to respond it's an homage to letters getting lost at sea

honestly given my parents whole [gestures vaguely] i am actually incredibly well adjusted

You're right but don't say it like that

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

thats not how they told it

that fatherly urge to have zero accountability and abandon everything ♡

My child will not be allowed to use chat gpt. He will be smarter and stronger than the other children and he will kill them easily.

how write book?

like that but more

oh noooooo

(suffering the clear and obvious ramifications of my voluntary actions) once again god torments me for no purpose but sick amusement

some people are afraid to be cheesy. I live my whole life on the charcuterie board

pregnancy is literally a state of mind like you could get pregnant by meditating long enough

mary magdalene trying to defend that other mary in the group chat