big jokes v smol

The most terrifying part of having memory issues is when you can feel something from 5 seconds ago be thrown out the window and there's an empty hole where it once was. You remember that you forgot something.

“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land

“I’m going to sleep” is the biggest lie I’m going to stare at my ceiling for the next three hours

[guy who has handled two conversations well in a row] I think I might be the most emotionally stable person on the planet of earth

sorry yeah ive got a bad case of Thinking About My Friends. im afraid its incurable. symptoms include happiness and love and wishes that they will have the life they want to live.

in this baeutiful world. straight up "enjoing it". and by "it". haha. well. let's justr say. My frands

"nobody is judging you" wrong, my mother is seemingly always judging every single stranger she sees

if im careful i could whittle this peanut into sonic

my internal monologue is better than any podcast. wish you guys could hear this shit