hey there

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

Very bold of us all to assume Gandalf has a gender and adheres to the modern gender binary

pippin at 3am: pretty fucked up that we assume gandalf is a man. they’re a maia. merry? wake up merry. listen. they’re sexless.

gandalf at 3am: I identify as Tired, peregrin took

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

up at 1 AM inventing new ways to want and want and want and want and

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

“bend over” “bend what? over”

I hate this place

Make your haters become incubators when you wield the ovipositor of success

‘relationships are work’ means ‘you have to put effort into loving each other intentionally & learning how to love each other and communicating properly’ not ‘your relationship makes you feel stressed and sad most of the time & the other person disrespects you and treats you bad but you stay anyway’

this is so fucking relaxing

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR TWO FUCKING YEARS

When you’re too broke to afford a Launchpad

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

my body is a machine that turns normal situations into psychological horror