hider's mess

I can be normal about things. Don't look at my blog.

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

Sam trying to get Frodo to take one more step

Sam psychologically tormenting Gollum

i am of the opinion that shane hollander would be a hockey player in every universe. like absolutely do a college au but he better be playing for his schools hockey team. and sure you can make that man work in a coffee shop but it’s because he’s using his pay check to buy new skates for his his beer league games. he can be a celeb who drives out of LA as much as he can because the rinks are better outside of the city. if he’s a superhero he has ice powers. if he’s in the mob hes an enforcer on and off the ice. hockey is so intrinsically tied to the core of that man it becomes impossible for me to believe his characterization if he isn’t playing hockey. and to read any au fic where ilya is playing hockey and shane isn’t? impossible. there’s simply no way.

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

i love bryce's grandma finally someone good at reality tv

also trinity's mom and sister are like clones holy shit. tv makes you forget how much people look like their family

i love bryce's grandma finally someone good at reality tv

also trinity's mom and sister are like clones holy shit. tv makes you forget how much people look like their family

i think they should put doctor who in the public domain and let us all start taking cracks at it on youtube

okay everyone listen up!! 👏👏 new plan! basically what we’re gonna do is: dance 🕺

I feel like Ilya would definitely get some “ball and chain” type of comments regarding Shane and at one point he ends up in a group of guys who start ragging on him when he's thinking about heading out early, calling him whipped, joking about Shane having him on a tight leash, and Ilya ends up just saying, genuinely confused, “do you guys not like your wives?” There’s complete silence for a second before Ilya continues, “maybe you should give them the chance to find someone who actually enjoys spending time with them." And then he goes home to his husband, who also happens to be his favourite person in the world.