A World That May Have Been

I do like Olivia Rodrigo. I don't think I'd call myself a fan ? I just listen to her casually, but I do like her music a lot.

To answer your question, um... I don't think so ?? I mean, maybe 'My way' could be her jealous once Simón gets famous, but other than that, um... I don't know. These songs are just too sad or about someone too emotionally-dependent and I don't think either of them were like that ksdjfn.

I'm sorry to say that no one would've cared if that were the case, because most of the fandom only wants to see Luna.

On that note, I guess the people involved in this believed that as long as Karol was there, the fans would watch it anyway no matter the content (? And, I mean, they're technically not wrong. Even with how utterly disastrous this whole things looks, people are still going to watch it for Luna and/or any Lutteo crumbs they get.

I hate that Michael suggested it, honestly. Like, he literally told the story proudly, of how Disney were pitching him the idea for a new show and he completely hijacked the meeting and went "And if we do Soy Luna 4 instead?! 😃"

And I guess he had good intentions, because it's true that people remembered the show with love, but that's the thing. People LOVED the show just as it was. If you don't count the gastinas, everyone was happy with the ending. If you were going to give the people more, it should've been something that didn't affect the already established ending. It should've been something that added it to it, not a rewrite.

And what reaaaally makes me mad is that Michael read the first version of the plot and stepped aside of the project because he didn't like it, so the writers changed the plot into what it is now, and he was back IN, so he APPROVED.

HE LITERALLY LOOKED AT THIS GARBAGE AND WENT "OH YEAH, THAT'S MORE LIKE IT, I'M IN."

I- ????????

I hate all of them equally though because they ALL agreed to do this.

I do not hate Valentina because she was in her rights to decline and honestly who the fuck would want to be in a show with such poor writing anyway (let's be serious, the show was never good, it was cringe from day 1)

I can't get it out of my head now and I swear that if this reasoning isn't in it somehow, I'm giving up and cursing all the creators (even though I've been doing it since it became clear that Simbar doesn't exist anymore).

Ehm hih, that's all, I just needed to vent and no one I know watches Soy Luna, so thanks for listening 😅

"And I swear that if this reasoning isn't in it somehow" Honey, I can assure you it is not. Do not expect reasoning from these writers. As a matter of fact-- expect nothing, because that's exactly what they'll give.

I also saw people joking about it on Twitter like "Don't blame Simón, Ámbar wouldn't have fallen 🙄" and it was so funny sjdkss. But the fact that half the fandom already hates Simón for it sucks. Add to it the infamous return of Lumón and NO ONE likes Simón this season.

The SL characters play Among Us during the pandemic. That's it, that's the fic.

A new game starts like usual and everyone spreads to do their tasks.

Bare minutes later, the pop-up window of Dead Body Reported appears on everyone's screens, and they unmute their mics to talk.

Jim: Okay guys, I found Matteo's body in Admin.

Matteo: STOP KILLING ME FIRST. YOU GUYS NEVER LET ME PLAY. YOU'RE SUCH ASSHOLES!

Ramiro: Ssh, dead people don't talk.

Delfi: Okay, well, did anyone see anything?

Luna: Nope.

Simón: Nope.

Yam: It's been 2 minutes, I don't think anyone saw anything, we were all doing our tasks.

Jim: Okay, skip.

—No one was ejected—

A few more minutes pass, accompanied by more kills.

Delfi: Okay, I found Black in Electrical. I have no idea where the other body was since I can't see anything.

Pedro: Who is 'PicoPalQLe'?

Nina: That's Ramiro. I was in cameras before they cut off the lights and I saw him going down on the right, but that was a while ago.

Simón: Did you see anyone near him?

Nina: I don't remember.

Delfi: I say it was Ámbar.

Ámbar: *scoff* Why me?

Delfi: Well, where were you?

Ámbar: I was like literally on the other side of the map, in Cafeteria, doing the cables thing.

Jim: Yeah, well, you could've easily gone over there through a vent.

Ámbar: If I were an imposter, which I'm not.

Pedro: If you're not an imposter, why where you on the other side of the map instead of going to fix the lights?

Ámbar: Because going to Electrical is suicide? I was going to let the rest of you handle it while I did my tasks.

Jim: None of you ever fix the lights! It's always Yam and me going to fix the lights, and now she's dead. I'm not going next time.

Delfi: Hey, don't blame us. It's Ámbar who keeps sabotaging the lights.

Ámbar: It's not me!

Pedro: Okay. Simón, you know her better than anyone, is she lying?

Simón: Mmm... I think I rather not say. It feels like cheating if I use outside knowledge.

Jim: He's covering for her.

Delfi: It's totally Ámbar, I'm telling you.

Ámbar: You guys have been trying to throw me out since the beginning, and I get it, you're sore because of the last round. But I'm telling you, it's not me this time. Why don't you just accuse me when you have actual proof?

Delfi: *sigh* Fine, skip. But everybody watch out for Ámbar.

Luna: Wait, we're not voting Ámbar?

Pedro: I already voted for Ámbar.

Ámbar: You guys suck.

Simón: Do your tasks!

—No one was ejected—

The game continues and so do the kills until they're only 5 left, including the two imposters.

Simón hits the button for an Emergency Meeting.

Simón: Okay, I'm sorry, my love, but I have to give you away or we're going to lose.

Delfi: I KNEW IT.

Ámbar: WHAT?! Nonono, guys, it's Simón, it's Simón, it's got to be Simón! If he's accusing me, it means he is the imposter. He's trying to mind trick you!

Simón just started laughing.

Pedro: Yeah, it's Ámbar.

Delfi: I've BEEN saying it but you didn't listen to me!

Luna: Omg, I was right with her in Cameras, she could've killed me.

Ámbar: IT'S NOT ME AND YOU'RE ALL GOING TO REGRET THIS. GOOD JOB LOSING THE FUCKING GAME.

—LaMejor was an Imposter—

Pedro: WOOHOO!

Delfi: TOLD YA

Jim: GOODBYE YOU PSYCHO

Ramiro: Finally justice for my corpse!

Yam: gUyS iTs nOt mE— YOU KILLER!!

Simón: Sorry, my love.

Ámbar: I am Not your love.

Ramiro: Don't worry, Simón, I'll be your new girlfriend.

The game continues. Simón is the next body they find. Now they're left to the final three.

Delfi: It's obvious that the second imposter went after him in revenge!

Pedro: Why do I sense from your tone that you mean me?

Luna: *suffering* Oh no, I don't know who to vote!

The seconds keep going down and they need to come to a decision or they'll lose the game. Both Delfi and Pedro try to convince Luna to vote for the other while absolutely tearing each other apart. It's almost worse than when they played UNO.

As the time is running out, Luna finally votes for Delfi.

Delfi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Pedro: YES! Did we win? We have to have won.

—ChicaChic was not an Imposter—

Pedro: WHAT?!

Delfi: I TOLD YOU IT WASN'T ME!

The final screen reveals the two winning imposters, Ámbar and—

Delfi: LUNA?!

Luna's evil laugh rings through everyone's ears.

Ámbar: YEEEEESSSSSSS!!! LET'S GOOO!!!!

Yam: YOU SICK FUCKS!

Nina: Damn, I should've known, she was too quiet.

Yam: HOW DID NO ONE SUSPECT LUNA?!

Ramiro: YOU GUYS ARE SO STUPID! LUNA LITERALLY SAID SHE WAS WITH ÁMBAR IN CAMERAS. THAT'S WHERE THE DOUBLE KILL WAS!!

Matteo: MY OWN GIRLFRIEND SLIT MY THROAT 10 SECONDS INTO THE GAME.

Simón: That stab in the back really hurt, Luna.

Luna: Sorry, Simón.

Matteo: YOU APOLOGIZE TO HIM AND NOT TO ME?

Yam: APOLOGIZE TO ALL THE PEOPLE YOU KILLED, YOU BUTCHER!

Ámbar: Good game, Luna, I'm starting to think we might be family after all.

Luna: *laugh* Thank you.

After a quick bathroom break, they start another around.

Five minutes in, someone hits the button.

Simón: Okay, it's been 5 minutes and Matteo is still alive, vote him out.

Luna: Yep.

Pedro: I was going to say the same thing.

Matteo: WHAT?!

Everyone started voting.

Matteo: You guys can not be serious. Stop voting- STOP VOTING, MOTHERFUCKERS, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, ARE YOU SERIOUSLY GOING TO KICK ME OUT FOR NO REASON?!

All the votes were in.

Matteo: PORCA PUTTANA! MI AVETE ROTTO IL CAZZO! NON SI PUÒ GIOCARE CON VOI! ANDATE A FANCULO!

—NÚMERO1 was an Imposter—

Matteo: I HATE YOU. 

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Nothing makes me write harder than seeing all the bullshit they're trying to pull. Do whatever you want, D*sney, these characters are mine 😘😘😘

It's laughable but it enrages me too bc WHAT WAS HE EVEN DOING THERE?

HE SHOULD'VE BEEN TOURING SOMEWHERE WITH HIS OWN MUSIC CAREER.

HE NEVER EVEN WANTED TO SKATE PROFESSIONALY?? HE ONLY DID IT FOR LUNA??

WHY DOES HIS LIFE HAVE TO ALWAYS. REVOLVE. AROUND LUNAAAAAAAAA

I hate the writers Is2g. I get that Matteo was the main lead and so they gave him everything he wanted etc etc. But to completely sideline a character whose MAIN FOCUS was music. Who literally composed VALIENTE and other VERY SUCCESSFUL SONGS. It just goes to show that they never gave a fuck about him. They always just used him as the third in a love triangle (hell, even in season 3 when Luna got momentarily confused with him). It's just bad writing by this point, and I'm not even saying that out of spite, it's just true. Because you're not writing a full dimensional character; you're writing a prop. A useful tool you place in the scene whenever you need it and then let it rot somewhere.

I'm not even saying they had to make him successfull if they didn't want to! Making it in the music industry is hard, we all get that. Hell-- THAT would've been a better plot for his character! Make him so poor he feels isolated from his rich, successfull friends. Make him so poor he couldn't follow Ámbar wherever she went-- not without making her pay everything for him and he refused to be a weight she carried. Make him so poor he's thinking of giving up entirely and work a 9-to-5 at a bank.

'But then his storyline would be too similar to Luna's' -- WELL, GOOD!!! Make them parallel each other!!! Make them both mad at the other bc they think the other has MORE chances of following their dreams and they're not taking them. Make them both support each other and resent each other in equal meassure!! Make one of them start getting back on their feet first and then help the other out too!! "I know what you're going through, I was there too, but there's another path." !!!

HAVE SIMÓN END THE SEASON WITH HIS LONG-AWAITED BREAK IN THE INDUSTRY AND LUNA BACK ON THE SKATING COMPETITIONS, AND EVEN THOUGH THEY KNOW THIS MEANS LIFE WILL TAKE THEM IN DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS, IT'S OKAY, BECAUSE THEY KNOW HOW BAD THE OTHER WANTED IT !! AND THEY'RE JUST HAPPY THEIR BEST FRIEND IS HAPPY WHENEVER THEY ARE!!!

Have him reconnect with Ámbar, who never stopped believing in him (or loving him), just couldn't stand keep watching him not believe in himself-- and Boom.

Everyone happy.

But nOooOoOo

And mind you, I came up with all this IN UNDER 10 MINUTES.

Que se jodan y mucho.

No sabes cuánto TE SIENTO, ANON. Es que no había necesidaaaddd !!!

No puedo creer que la hayan cagado TANTO. ¡Y todo por pinche dinero!

Le he entregado OCHO AÑOS de mi vida a esta pareja.

It's been 5 months, I know, I'm so sorry. The chapter is about 80% done. I'll try to post it June 30th at the latest-- I mean, it's ridiculous to wait this long! I reaaally need to lock in.