just have a pint & wait for this to all blow over.

me trying to sound employable: i love effort.... and doing things. i love trying. working is the best. i love it when its hard, and bad

Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.

Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.

Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?

this post is transcendent

I love you Kevin’s mom

Mom Coming Out Of The Pool To Shame Kevinkind

Your mom put you in this world, Kevin, and she will take you the fuck out. 

Rip kevin

You have your mother’s eyes.