Kitten

What was that noise outside just now

Is everyone ok

Oh my god something exploded

i'm getting the sense some of you are not actually forklift certified.

well damn . egg on my face

Update: I took a certification class in shipboard Material Handling Equipment at my federal job. *now* I'm forklift certified, but only on ships and piers and only for this company, but also rated to forklift explosives and hazardous materials. Also I'm a woman now.

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

me in the echo chamber: exactlyyy, literallyyyy

I am the harbinger of good vibes and nice times

not really!

I am the horseman of the chillpocalypse

weather authorities reportedly issuing a severe "wednesday alert" for tomorrow

they should invent a father you can forgive

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

the king just sentenced me to be whipped and nae-nae'd in the town square

can someone please please please please send me a grilled cheese in the maill I'm so hungry my address is 100 ocean

Fish don't you know better than to dox yourself on the Internet

Apt. C