i think the reason i prefer snake plissken over jack burton and by a lot is because jack tries to be funny. snake just IS funny
hes a violent criminal, murderer, and former war hero who fought in literal ww3 yet hes afraid of needles. niggas just call bro short like multiple times in escape from la. hes got the worlds stupidest tattoo. he knows karate. bro literally almost went to fucking space. he flies around in these stupid fucking gliders. he was ripped off by one of the most famous video game characters of all time. his real name is bob. not robert. bob. its bob plissken.


















