My mom named me Jonathan Woo

One day a carton of milk will have the same expiration date as I will.

IM FUCKING LOSING IT.

who thought this was a good idea

this is westboro baptist churches good twin

I’m really glad that this picture is circulating tumblr. Young adults today often forget that Christianity isn’t evil. Just like Muslims aren’t evil. It’s the extremists that give the entire religion a bad name. Please stop making assumptions that Christians are hateful, narrow minded people. My mom is very religious and she is one of the most open minded, loving people I know.

YES THANK YOU

Same thing about Atheists.

God

bro…….

i was laughing so hard lmaoooo

This whole post gave me anxiety 😳

MY ANXIETY CANT HANDLE THIS 

thats white people shit

^^^^^^

Shel Silverstein wanted to say something very wise. So he wrote a children’s book.

I couldn’t fully appreciate these as a kid. I’m so glad to see these. Shel Silverstein was so magnificent.

when cool girls think you are cool. it is The Coolest thing