"May We Meet Again"

Reblog to headbonk your mutuals like a cat full of love

it sure fucking is buddy

Daniel is a he/him lesbian we love that

he’s a cartoon character. he is a little girl. he is a friend. he’s my homeboy. my rotten soldier. my sweet cheese. my good time boy

you ever read a story where you and the protagonist share such a specific brand of mental illness that you feel like you've been smacked with a mirror and you just gotta sit there with wet eyes as it lists all the ways you need to fix yourself. stories that say "this you? get help lmao". stories that equal six months of therapy. self recognition through the other? shoot that shit up my veins all day every day

I am convinced that the one (1) downside to abolishing the military is that it would cause a Library of Alexandria scale loss of Dumb Guy culture.

That’s like saying you don’t want to excise a malignant growth because it’ll hurt the cancer

Counterpoint: I want to study them like a bug under a microscope.

If you want to study the leviathan, study its corpse

Maybe not, but the alley behind a Waffle House is a weird place to find Aristotle.

But that’s exactly where you’d find Socrates and Diogenes

And they be fuckin’

It’s true

It’s actually better than that - the picture comes from dogs being trained to sit through a PLAY… which means there are actors on the stage performing a musical for a theatre full of dogs.

World Heritage Post

Unironically waiting for the bus in the rain rn. Real ones know ✌️🌧️🚌☔

I've been here for over an hour soaking wet and pathetic and a truck driving by fully stopped in the street and reversed into the parking lot behind me. This older gentleman got it and came up to me and said "can I give you a gift?" And I asked "what's that?" And he gave me an umbrella from his truck and left. Now I'm dryer. The world is full of kindness and beauty btw. If you even care. Message to all my sopping wet sweeties

Nothing worse than your grandparents asking if you’re bringing a boyfriend to the family’s annual deer hunt, and you getting a little ticked off bc you’ve been openly gay for the better part of a decade so you impulsively respond “no I’m bringing my girlfriend” and get a nice apologetic response but UH OH - you haven’t had anything resembling a serious date since before law school and that was like five years ago so now you have to pretend to break up with your alleged girlfriend right before the trip and act all sad about it the whole time which is definitely a much worse fate than just ignoring some vague homophobia, and now your cousins also want details and your parents are like wtf who the hell is this mystery girl, when ALL you really wanted was an excuse to quietly sit in a deer blind for a few hours in November, wrapped in blankets drinking spiked hot chocolate and pretending to look for deer.

why we gotta pit two bad bitches against each other. I think Sam and Frodo should kiss, perhaps even fuck.