It’s Persephone

Soccer players are the horses of men’s sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

I really can and will blame the 9-5 for everything. "We're in a loneliness epidemic" well, we have to spend a third of our day interacting with people in a professional way that makes forming real friendships difficult and then we're peopled out by the time we're done. "People are eating more and more unhealthily" people have to spend more than a third of their day doing work related tasks and they don't want to spend their tiny amount of free time making food. "People aren't involved in their local communities" after spending more than a third of their day doing work related things people are tired and also all those community events take place during normal working hours. "People need to get more hobbies" after spending more than a third of their day working, people are TIRED and don't want to do anything that takes yet more energy. "Literacy is dying" to maintain your critical thinking skills you need to read/watch things that make you think and after spending more than a third of your day doing work related stuff you are TIRED and don't want to expend even more brainnpower. "People need to get outside more" People. Are. TIRED. Because they have to spend all of their time working or preparing for work or recovering from work or doing all the chores they couldn't stay on top of because of work. I can blame fucking anything on having to work, it is truly the root of all fucking evil.

No, you misunderstood. When I said I can’t feel romantic or sexual attraction I wasn’t complaining, I was bragging.

I am glad this has made the rounds. Some people feel a dense misunderstanding or misinterpretation concerning gentrification, and I think it helps to hear a description/explanation of what gentrification is from those who are both affected by it and educated by the culture from which it hails. I and many others enjoy some of the delights of gentrification while simultaneously having their livelihoods threatened by it. 

is anyone else annoyed that "ai" encompasses both chatgpt and tools we train to do repetitive tedious work for us. and by the ripple effect of articles like "scientists develop ai to detect cancer early" that make people argue for the merit of chatgpt or become anti-medicine. and by the general state of the world and society

i have a suggestion

thinking about codependentmaxxing hollanov after shane signed with the centaurs. they do not leave the other’s side everything is a group activity they go everywhere together they look like lost puppies when they don’t have the other around like it severely affects their mood and whenever one of them has to go somewhere alone the other sulks the whole day. people (jokingly) asked them about it and in the most earnest bitchiest way shane replied something along the lines of “everyone has had him for 10 years and i only got seconds and minutes. now they can suck it. he’s mine. i’ve spent so long missing him it physically hurts me to do it again”. and ilya usually makes a joke about how shane is too hot for him to leave alone but secretly he also thinks if he goes five mins without shane’s breath in his proximity he will die of oxygen deprivation.

This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.

Perfect example of an untranslatable joke. 😂

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

Special shoutout to all the queer, intersex, and trans het folks. Sorry for all the “it’s illegal to be straight this month” jokes you’ll have to endure. Y’all are still very much part of the community.