heyitsnoni

this is one of the reasons it’s so hard to translate on the fly 😭 monoglots just don’t understand and think you’re bad at the source language 😟

How we greet friends now

i think this post makes more sense now than ever

I hate that i dont even have to think to get this refrence i just automaticaly know

Hello, I come from the forests, ask me anything 

how are the trees

I dont know who you are or what that is. AMA closed

This is why geese are so arrogant

This joke was beyond ahead of its time

I was about to say “how do you know someone has done that unless it’s you, OP” but then I recognized the name and I went on twitter to check and sure enough he was my creative writing professor in college

No one gonna talk about how he called catholicism, Catholic canon

another classic hit from the people that lost verizon a billion dollaridoos