Elderly Neighbor: The old woman smiles serenely, seemingly unmoved by the muffled sobs of her pet-bereft granddaughter in the bedroom above.
"I'm sorry I couldn't be of more help to you dear- I do hope you'll find your way to my sweet Carine's pussy."
Carine: Oh, fuck yeah, Grand-mere! She's *clearly* saying she's rooting for us to get down and dirty once this stupid 'mystery' is solved. What a wingwoman!
The Cat [Empathy: Medium]: Her tone is far to light, considering the real Carine's genuine distress. I don't think she actually cares about my disappearance at all.
Carine: Yeah, because she's clearly to busy trying to set you and I up for some smoking hot lesbian sex! Tell her you catch her drift.
Sister DΓΆrthe [Logic: Easy] : This is an elderly woman; even if she is accepting of both your homosexual tendencies and your witchcraft, she's unlikely to appreciate any crude remarks regarding her granddaughter's 'pussy'.
Old Coven Mother: Who cares what the old biddy thinks? Mix poppy and a newt spermatophore into her blΓ₯bΓ€rssoppa! Enslave her mind, kidnap her, and bring her to the devil's sacrament as a new bride for Lord Lucifer!
The Cat [Empathy: Easy] : Most people don't like to be kidnapped
Sister DΓΆrthe [Logic: Easy]: Most people don't like to be kidnapped.
New Coven Mother: Most people don't like to be kidnapped as a first date, but kidnapping *is* a traditional witch courtship ritual. Perhaps a mutually agreed upon, prearranged kidnapping would be a good way to preserve our culture, without causing a violent mob to drag you to the village square and throw your wretched body onto the pyre?
Carine: My pussy would tooooootally be worth the pyre though.
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