Hexane Caulfield

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

romeo and juliet but one of them is from allston and the other is from brookline

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lesbian heated rivalry wouldn’t be in hockey because there are already many out queer women in hockey due to the fact that hockey is viewed as a men’s sport. the whole reason hockey is captivating for mlm is because it is a toxically masculine sport and the idea of having out queer men in that sport is surprising (requiring them to stay closeted/have situationships/etc), whereas it is not nearly as surprising for queer women. therefore, lesbian heated rivalry would actually occur in a setting like ballet, gymnastics, or some other stereotypically feminine sport (that has toxic feminine standards) where queer women are not as visible. in this essay i will

looking to partake in some fag shit this summer

Time to bag a fag this summer.

the main problem i have with driving in the morning is that every single human being in this godforsaken state is trying to get to boston and they don’t care who they have to kill to get there

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I want to dress in a way that makes people feel the need to ask my pronouns, I'm not non-binary, I just like to be threatening.

idk what specifically im doing thats having this effect, but as a cis man, there have been many times where ive walked out of a mens bathroom and someone going in looked at me and felt the need to double check they were going into the right one. also people used to call me "the lady" to their kids when i worked in a shop. im not trans or non binary or anything, but i love when shitblike that happens, its so funny