Fae

it's good for your mental health to have mutuals who are wildly horny about kinks which do nothing at all for you

Also primes you for awareness that there are a lot of people who like a lot of things you don’t like or even that make you uncomfortable, and that is okay, has nothing to do with their character, and is also none of your business.

It’s always good practice. Remember that minding your own business costs $0 and has numerous health benefits.

“Having freaky friends to immunise you against moral panic” is a take so good I can’t believe I don’t hear it more often.

"I have been attending the Devil's sacrament with you perverts for three weeks straight and you haven't awakened a fucking thing in me."

i love plushies of Less Huggable Animals like fish & bugs & shit especially the really specific ones u find at like museum/zoo gift shops theyre so so good & important to our ecosystem i would die for my sturgeon plush

The bullet bandolier over the skirts is a look. 😌

*gives you a foxglove* *gives you a nightshade* *gives you a devil’s trumpet* *gives you a moonflower* *gives you an oleander* *gives you a lily of the valley* *gives you a hydrangea* *gives you wisteria* *gives you a buttercup* *gives you a daffodil* *gives you an iris* *gives you elder berries* *gives you a

please slow down I can only eat so fast

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

I am in love with you /p

I was talking about Goosebumps with a friend tonight and found the greatest tagline for any work of horror ever

Every time I see Tom Cruise I think of a super old AVClub article written by some guy who works in the film industry about how weird celebrities are as humans and the story he told about how they were hanging out on set eating ice cream and Tom suddenly laughed awkwardly and said “it’s so great how there’s no gay people around, right guys?” I’m paraphrasing but barely

Hold up was this Bronson Pinchot?

“Some guy who works in the film industry.” I can’t believe we get this content for free.

i have a private pinned post that just has a link to this dashboard on it, it's great. two dashboards for life

I mainly reblog to find this again easily lol