Claire Keane
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Cosmic Funnies
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Product Placement
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Misplaced Lens Cap
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Love Begins
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cherry valley forever
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Things I like about this decal on a restaurant window: -the insane orange waiter -that he’s carrying his plates in the air like a strongman -the couple looks like this isn’t the first time he’s done this, but it’s easier to just let it happen at this point. -the sign says PASTA as if he’s screaming it like a frankenstein -but he’s holding a plate of an entire chicken and a plate of wine glasses -there’s three wine glasses -one’s for him.
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getting a 90 on a test in 6th grade: ok good
getting a 90 on a test now: tears of joy stream down my face as I climb to the top of the Empire State Building singing let's dance to joy division. god bless america
the signs described with 2 words
aries: going places
taurus: food-sexual
gemini: needs stability
cancer: mother hen
leo: sexy af
virgo: likes flowers
libra: a doormat
scorpio: hell god
sagittarius: fucking hardass
capricorn: wants slaves
aquarius: no homo
pisces: lazy ass
Ruins of an ancient civilization. This mighty empire once spanned the land for decades, but mysteriously vanished within the span of a few short years. It remains one of history’s greatest enigmas.
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a conversation that actually fucking happened
boy: haha, you’re really cute for a black girl ;) me: thanks! you’re alright for a white boy ;D boy: … that’s kind of a weird thing to say, but okay lol
me:
That was literally my face before even seeing the gif.
jodie + wrapping her arms around herself
"I give up, do you hear me?! I GIVE UP!”
They keep telling me I’m a miracle… but I think I’m cursed.
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Jodie + through the years
Did you know that your horoscope is wrong?
Just as the Earth spins on its axis, it’s axis also moves around. It just happens very slowly.
Every thousand years the Earth’s axis shifts about 5˚ meaning a few things: the north star changes and also the day of our birth isn’t under the sign horoscopes tell you.
Thousands of years ago when the horoscopes were created, the Earth’s axis was pointed at different signs than it’s pointed at now (relative to the months). The signs have shifted back about one month.
Here are the current true horoscope markers:
Capricorn - Jan 20 to Feb 16 Aquarius - Feb 16 to Mar 11 Pisces - Mar 11 to Apr 18 Aries - Apr 18 to May 13 Taurus - May 13 to Jun 21 Gemini - Jun 21 to Jul 20 Cancer - Jul 20 to Aug 10 Leo - Aug 10 to Sep 16 Virgo - Sep 16 to Oct 30 Libra - Oct 30 to Nov 23 Scorpius - Nov 23 to Nov 29 Ophiuchus - Nov 29 to Dec 17 Sagittarius - Dec 17 to Jan 20
If this is true then my life has been a lie and yet I am still a Cancer.
EXPECTATIONS VS REALITY OF THE ZODIAC SIGNS
Aries Expectation: Fierce ram, will fuck u up, is hella brave
Aries Reality: Is a sheep with oversized horns and was bullied and is trying to overcompensate
Taurus Expectation: Loyal bull
Taurus Reality: Cow that is too lazy to betray you
Gemini Expectation: Super smart, super intelligent, can and will slay you.
Gemini Reality: Has abandonment issues and an identity crisis every month
Cancer Expectation: Mother bear and reliable and strong
Cancer Reality: Emotional wreck
Leo Expectation: Loyal sexy and confident
Leo Reality: Emo lion
Virgo Expectation: Shy smart and organized
Virgo Reality: Always having internal meltdowns
Libra Expectation: Fashionable and friendly and fair
Libra Reality: Really sad that they cannot fix everyone
Scorpio Expectation: Dark mysterious and probably a killer
Scorpio Reality: Really emo that hates everyone and has uncontrollable emotions
Sagittarius Expectation: So wise and majestic
Sagittarius Reality: Makes up everything to compensate for the lack of meaning in their life
Capricorn Expectation: Cool, calm, collected, ambitious
Capricorn Reality: Power starved baby that just wants love
Aquarius Expectation: God
Aquarius Reality: Still God
Pisces Expectation: So cute such anime!!
Pisces Reality: How can I murder ppl without getting my jeans dirty
when you sleeping in class and you remember how much college costs
薄くれなゐの染いでし 君が片頬にびんの毛の 春風かるくそよぐかな
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