play on.

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

I’m so tired of hot actors with no actual talent or magnetism. we need more ugly little cuntservers giving performances that fuck so hard you leave the theatre with road rash. willem dafoe if you’re out there

#i posted about this once a few years ago but it's almost overwhelming to watch old movies#everyone in a blockbuster now is preternaturally beautiful#because they start with the most beautiful people on earth#and then put them on unsustainable diets#unsustainable training regimen#utterly impractical makeup#and then lavish post-production#by contrast even the most beautiful women in old movies#very often look like someone you could feasibly run into in a decent restaurant on a friday or saturday night#or even like... the grocery store#a man whose physical strength is literally part of the plot#will take off his shirt and he looks like some dude at the beach#these are the peak examples whose physicality is important to the story#let alone the droves of whatever looking guys and girls throughout the film#balding middle aged men in positions in which you would expect to find balding middle aged men#like police stations and offices#unremarkable looking middle aged women in the places you would reasonably expect to find them#it's honestly staggering#go watch a movie like the Peter Sellers Pink Panther or a 1960s James Bond movie and be astonished

When politicians say "we gotta appeal to the working class" you have to keep in mind that in their imaginations, the working-class person is basically a form of ogre-like creature whose existence consists of backbreaking manual labor and seething with Every Single Bigotry.

UNGRATEFUL tech companies are saying things like "turn off your ad blocker" and "we need your photo id" instead of "thank you so much for not just pirating our shit, youre so handsome"

dead tired today so I grabbed a coffee from the gas station & the guy greeted me by trying to say “is that everything “ but fumbled and said “e ga thebythin” and me trying to say “yeah” or “yup” just went “YIP!” in response. No survivors

you guys aren't ready for this next one