Psittacus ebrius sum

stolen off instagram but i laughed so hard when i saw this

--Theocritus Idyll XI.36-7

Heir to Austro-Hungarian Empire, Franz Ferdinand and his spouse Sophie dressed as a Mummy and a Sphinx respectively during their trip to Egypt in 1894.

also this 🫶

incredibly funny sophocles fragment from an unknown play where odysseus goes "diomedes why would i insult you and say things like 'you're not even from argos' or 'your father's a murderer' or 'your father's a cannibal' that would be so mean of me" i would give the world to hear diomedes' response to this

'nisi fallor' -> good length, easy & fun to say, can be thrown in anywhere quickly, literally 'unless I am deceiving myself' which is sick

QUINTUS CICERO BIG NATURALS PORTRAIT?

if you were wondering how long the old man has left.

uh oh