HerpsMcD1rt

I’m so jonesin’ for that t.a.b.

God FORBID women do anything!

his georgesantification

Already messed up. 2024 will be my year fr

whenever i see people posting like "i jerk off sooo much... sometimes i masturbate multiple times a week... sometimes even every day -_-" it makes me want to scream, not at them just like in general. that is well within the range of normal you have been lied to by a boatload of stigma around sexual desire and arousal and especially jerking off. as long as you are taking care of your other responsibilities and your body and your relationships it is okay to get off when you are horny and in an appropriate setting 👍

forgot to mention that is it also okay to jerk off when you are bored or have a headache/cramps or just want to. it's cool 👍

You can also jerk off wherever and whenever you want as long as you say sorry

Especially on bunk beds.

scientists are blowing up rats and shit in a lab trying to figure out how to make an even more refreshing mint, and they’re starting to get there

scott adams is an all-time great poster. logs on tells you to kill your son and finger your dad and logs off to write blog posts about sexual hypnosis and donald trumps secret mkultra mind tricks. something about writing dilbert and selling burritos that make you shit yourself turned his brain into a scary goo

commitment to the bit

i have so much nut to give