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I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

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rupaul

cant find a working stream rn killing myself

i think the world would be a happier place if we were all permanently stoned

the lottery by shirley jackson

hold on i have to read something real quick

dude

log on. sexualize the old man. log off. repeat

i had a really fucked up dream omg

p&f related?

sorry but phineas and ferb were not in it.

buford?

no characters from phineas and ferb were there.

hate it when you experience something of better quality and then you’re doomed to no longer be satisfied

in my family we call this “getting the good bologna” because after my grandma got fancy bologna on sale she couldn’t go back

had a nightmare last night where I made a typo on a tumblr post

*nightmare

wnat the FUCK you activated my fight or flight

#famously few birds in space#probably the safest place to take him

heartbreaking: local thing has to leave the house even though it is so tired and sleepy and full of joint pain

black with moderate white spotting

little kids always latch onto the older cousin who is the most aloof to them they're like i am so sorry sweet old ladies who want to give me toys & candy but i do not give a fuck about you right now because i have GOT to go bother the unemployed 23 year old who wants to play call of duty in the dark in his room