Mundane Avengers headcanons:
Peter's phone screen is perpetually broken. He doesn't even try to fix it at this point and just reads between the cracks (his friends consider it another superpower)
Tony uses hand lotion and lip balm obsessively. He may forget to eat but his sensory issues won't let him forget his chapped lips
Steve doesn't trust dishwashers, even when Tony explains the science and why they're actually cleaner
Natasha stretches constantly. Whenever she's bored, tired, standing around. The conversation gets dull and the next thing you know she's touching her toes
Bucky is actually very funny but he always has a dry, straight-faced delivery so nobody knows he's joking. He gets sad when no one laughs
Bruce apologizes to inanimate objects when he bumps into them. He bumps into them a lot.
Clint needs reading glasses but he simply refuses this fact and instead squints at everything
Thor loves reality TV but doesn't really understand the concept. Either thinks it's the news or a soap opera. His favourite is Dance Moms
Steve has a piggy bank filled with just pennies and is really proud of it. Tony once gave him a penny from 1918 for his birthday and it is still his favourite present
Peter has a ton of commercials memorized and always repeats them when they come on. Including around others when he can hear them but most people aren't even aware the TV has any volume ("it tastes awful and it works", he says out of nowhere, while the Avengers all stare at him eat another forkful of spaghetti)
Bucky hates being perceived and once almost choked to death in public because he just let himself suffocate for a bit. Silently coughing and panicking
Tony hates Bob Ross. It freaks him out how nice and effortlessly talented he is
Natasha adds hot sauce to everything
Clint usually eats kids cereal for breakfast. Especially the chocolate kinds
Steve makes his bed every morning and silently judges those who don't (Tony)
