love telling people abt my favorite characters in dcc bc you've got (in no particular order)
talking princess cat who kills with lasers from her eyes (deeply traumatized)
mr everyday man who is the embodiment of "the human spirit vs the cruel indifference of the universe" and commits act of alien terrorism (has matching nipple rings with his cat) (deeply traumatized)
superpowered horny ai (toxic yaoi edition)
fish with a job (hi, zev!)
decapitated sex doll head (her nussy is acid)
Sleezy lawyer (racially profiled alien edition)
Too old for this shit dad friend (new body every floor)
Highly intelligent mommy's boy (screaming goat edition)













