Lol there's articles trying to convince you to kill yourself except they're so poorly thought out and targeted at such a stereotypical audience they're just funny
"Your girlfriend with be so surprised by your lack of a penis" well yes, because that's what we calm a clitorus, basically a tiny penis but with a fun bonus hole. Also "fatty, fat joke, joke about needed steel cord to hang yourself" really not hitting home when I actively want to gain weight bc of my freakishly present hip bones
Like congrats on hitting the 1% of the population who hit that nerdy self loathing fat guy trope you've built up in your mind, you really showed them, but the rest of us are just amused at what a bad fucking author you are
Could have just stuck with broad constants to net the largest possible amount of users, but no, just gotta narrow the focus with every sentence
