Angel's corner

“Cenotaph.”

“What?”

“It’s only a gravestone if it marks the location of a body. A monument honouring someone whose body isn’t present is a cenotaph.”

“I’m… not sure that’s how it works if the body gets up and walks away on its own.“

“There’s precedent for gravestones being reclassified as cenotaphs if the body is later removed and reinterred elsewhere. There’s no rule that says the body itself can’t do the removing.“

“Okay, but the body very much is coming back. That’s kind of what we’re here to accomplish.”

“So it’s a temporary cenotaph.”

“And naturally our greatest concern here is avoiding semantic ambiguity.“

Therefore Jay taking note of how each one seems menacing but notes the smaller details is exactly what the MiB are looking for. The other candidates fired at every nonhuman looking entity in the simulation.

Look closely and you’ll see the simulation is full of big teeth, dangerous looking aliens doing mundane tasks like crossing the street, preparing for a sneeze, hailing a taxi, getting a hot dog from a vendor.

Wendi, remember these movies?

Rescuing Danno

Danny: alright, I’m listening

Grace: step one, get him to play truth or dare

Danny: no, god no please stop

Grace: step two, wait til he picks ‘dare’

Danny: Gracie no.

Grace: step three, dare him to marry you.

I mean Danny is canonically scared of everything. But every time Steve is in the worst danger a person could possibly get in, Danny doesn’t even hesitate for a moment to come save him. 

Steve: Danno I’m being tortured in a bunker in North Korea :(

Danny: sit tight, babe, I’m coming to get you <3

Steve: baby I’ve been captured by the taliban :(

Danny: No problem at all, babe, please hold while I bully me way onto an army plane so I can be there for you <3

Steve: there’s a nuclear bomb and I have to drop it in the ocean :(

Danny: don’t even worry about it, babe, I’ll help you carry it <3

Steve: Danno I’ve been shot flying an airplane :(

Danny: you just rest up, babe, I’ll land the plane on the beach so you can get help faster even though it lowers my own chances <3

Steve: baby my liver’s shredded and I have no chance of getting a new one :(

Danny: No worries, babe, you can have mine <3

Body Heat = 107.6 F

Cold Water = 40 F

Hot Air = 300 F

High Altitude = 15,000 ft

Starvation = 45 days

Diving Depth = 282 ft

Lack of Oxygen = 11 minutes

Blood Loss = 40%

Cold Water = 4 C

Hot Air = 148 C

High Altitude = 4572m

Starvation = 45 days

Diving Depth = 390m

Lack Of Oxygen = 11 minutes

Blood Loss = 40%

Me, after learning that Athena holds herself to the ‘not like other girls’ standard and usuallys sides with whatever the nearest dick-toting diety says: what the fuck what a fake bitch