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hey, loved participating in this last year, do you know if if itâs gonna happen again this year ?
no pressure if not !
hi, thanks so much for checking in and I'm so glad you had fun last year!
unfortunately we don't have anything planned for this year, as you might have guessed from how long it took to answer this. I hope you can find the horrors elsewhere!
Probably the last piece I do for @hermithorrorweek, since a couple other ideas I had I couldn't quite make work the way I wanted them to. But I had an idea for this prompt and ran with it. It's perhaps more unsettling than anything, but it is what it is. I'm still very normal about Empires!False don't mind me. >_>
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I didn't ask for this
I didn't ask for this
To be watched by someone
To be watched by someone
Who wishes me dead
who wishes me dead
I've learned to be cautious of strangers
I've learned to be cautious of you
Because I'll only be rejected
You'll only be rejected
She's watching me again
She's watching me again
Judging me as I judge her
Judging me as I judge her
She's dangerous
She's dangerous
She's allowed to kill and I'm not?
I'm not letting her kill anyone else
I can feel her around
I can feel her around
Like she's come through the Rift all over again
Like before I sent her through the Rift
She's destroyed me as a person
She's destroyed me as a person
I wish I never had a sister
I wish I never had a sister
After all she did to me
After all she did to me
I'm the monster, am I?
She's the monster, not me
I just wish I could remember
I wish she wouldn't remember
It's all prison bars and flames
She broke out and burnt it all down
But I didn't imprison myself, did I?
I was just trying to keep everyone safe
I keep reading the books she left behind
I keep seeing the builds she left behind
Wondering who I really am
Wondering how she got like this
A monster gave birth to a monster
She was happy when she was building!
And I'm the one shut off, confined, rejected
She needed to be confined for her own good
She didn't even say goodbye
I wasn't going to say goodbye
She abandoned me and now the Rift's closed
I couldn't risk a confrontation, it had to be like this
And I'm left here all alone, in a home that I didn't choose
I had to leave her all alone, she was safer away from me
I dream about it sometimes, awakening the Rift
I dream about her coming back, and what she might do
Let me go back and talk to her, that's all I want
None of the Hermits would be safe. I wouldn't be safe
And just ask her, why?
I don't want her to know why
I see that tower that I never built
I wish I knew what she was up to
Why she wanted to be close, but not like that
I failed her, but I still cared, that's something, right?
I rest my hand against the cold black Rift
I check Grumbot's cave every now and then
Sometimes I can feel her there, watching, waiting
I wonder if she does the same, waiting by the Rift like me
I talk to her, yell, scream, bang my fists against the glass
I want to forget about her but I never can
Maybe I can repair the Rift, maybe I can fix him
Maybe I can break the Rift, make sure it never works again
I'm smart like her, right? I can do that
I'm smart enough to do that, right?
Maybe I can get it working and leave this empty world
I hope she never gets it working and leaves that place
All the other Emperors left, so why can't I?
All the Hermits left that place, never to return
I'm sure it's not too difficult
I'm sure it's way too difficult
After all, what else can I do?
She can build in peace and be happy
What's left for me here anyway?
There's nothing left for me there
She took my memories
I didn't want her to remember
She still believes I'm the monster?
She needed to forget she's a monster
She'd kill me if she came back, I just know it
She'd kill me if she came back, I just know it
Maybe I'd deserve it for everything I've done
Maybe I'd deserve it for everything I've done
Perhaps I need to show her what a monster truly is
Perhaps I need to show her what a monster truly is
Hello? Can you hear me, dear sister?
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Characters: Jonny | Pixlriffs (Video Blogging RPF), Charles | Grian
Additional Tags: Event: Empires SMP x Hermitcraft Rift 2022, Archaeologist Jonny | Pixlriffs (Video Blogging RPF), Video Game Mechanics, Hermitcraft Season 8, Conversations, Hermit Horror Week (Hermitcraft)
Series: Part 22 of mcyt fic my beloved
Summary:
âWhat were the spacesuits for?â Pixlriffs asked, trying to get back on top of things.
âThe spacesuits?â
âThe ones you just mentioned. They couldnât have been for the Rift, could they? I wasnât under the impression that it diverted through the void, thatâd be dangerous.â
âDâyou know what, Iâm not sure,â Grian said, frown playing across his face. âIt had to have been fairly recent, but the exact details have slipped right out of my mind.â
*
Quick, late entry for @hermithorrorweek prompt âFrom Beyondâ
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Summary: Doc notices something unusual in his Perimeter.
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Docm77 stood at the edge of the chasm that was his Perimeter, eyes scanning over his accomplishment. It was a perfect abyss in the world, stone and sterile. A black hole in flawless contrast with the untamed wilderness around it. He opened the pair of mechanical butterfly wings on his back and dove into the Perimeter, shooting straight down for a second before leveling out. As he flew, his eyes wandered across the pristine stone and bedrock floor aimlessly, until they locked onto something out of the ordinary. He flew closer to inspect it, gliding in a downwards spiral until he landed next to the anomalyâa patch of sculk.Â
He frowned at it, then leaned down and poked it. It seemed to be grainy and slimy at the same time, and it sucked his finger in like quicksand. It dropped off his finger like syrup before he wiped the rest off on his lab coat. He pulled out his shovel and scooped the substance out of the ground and into his inventory. After taking it all out, he pulled out his pickaxe and began to dig out the edges of the hole the sculk had left, in search of a shrieker that couldâve caused it. About a dozen stone blocks in his inventory later, Doc decided that somebody was just pranking him and began to replace the stone. He flew off, any concern completely gone.Â
Doc, once again stood on the edge of the Perimeter, squinted to try and confirm what he was seeing. He flew back into the center of the Perimeter and landed next to another pond of sculk. Confusion filled his mind.Â
I thought I got rid of all of it. Maybe I left some behind, I guess. He paused. This is too weird to ignore, though. I should talk to someone about it. MaybeâŠ
He pulled up his communicator and sent a message to the Hermits.Â
<Docm77: hey cub, you busy?>Â
The reply came a few seconds later.Â
<Cubfan135: no, do you need something?>
<Docm77: yeah, can you come over to the perimeter for a sec? i want to show you something>
<Cubfan135: on my way>
Doc watched Cub fly over the Perimeter, then glide down to meet him.Â
âSo I assume this is what you want to show me,â Cub started, gesturing at the sculk.Â
âYeah,â Doc replied.Â
âDid someone put a catalyst in here or something?â
âThatâs what I thought the first time.â
âThe first time?â
âThere was another patch like this a few days ago. I thought that someone was pranking me, like you said, but I dug it all out and there was no catalyst.â
Cub furrowed his eyebrows. âNone?â
âNone.â Doc dug into his inventory and pulled out a handful of sculk. âI still have it, if youâd want to look at it or something. I thought you were the best person to tell, seeing as- well-â
âYeah, I know. Youâre probably right, anyway. Thatâs probably âŠâ He trailed off, rummaging in his pockets. He pulled out a beaker from one of the pockets on his lab coat, then held it out towards Doc. As Doc tipped his hand, emptying the sculk into the beaker, Cub continued. âThere were no catalysts, huh? That shouldnât beâŠâ He tucked the beaker back into his inventory and turned back to the sculk. âWe should check to see if this one has any.â
Doc pulled out his shovel. âYeah, good idea.â
The two dug all of the sculk out of the crater of stone, leaving just thatâstone.Â
âThereâs no catalyst here, either.â Cub said.Â
âNo,â Doc agreed.Â
âThatâs not possible. Sculk can only spread if something dies near a catalyst, and if thereâs no catalyst, then-â
âWell, couldnât it have-â
âAnd itâs not like youâre near a Deep Dark either, seeing as weâre already at bedrock.â Cub kicked a chunk of the material as he mentioned it. âThis is-â
âCub,â Doc interrupted. âThis could still be a prank, though, right? Someone could just be putting it here to mess with me and my glorious Perimeter. I know what lengths theyâve gone to before,â He said, remembering the short period of time in which his Perimeter ceased to exist. âI wouldnât be surprised if theyâre doing something like it again.â
Cub turned back to Doc. âYes, that would make sense, wouldnât it?â He glanced back at the crater that the sculk had carved out. âKeep me updated, will you? Iâll let you know if I find anything with the sculk.âÂ
âYeah, I will. Hey- if you do find anything, make sure to tell me right away. The quicker I can get this fixed, the better.â
Cub nodded, then took off.Â
A speck of sculk floated past Docâs face, then landed on his back between his wings.
âDoc?â Cub called down to him from the sky, then landed next to him. âI just wanted to check in with you about the-â
Cub locked eyes with Doc. A glowing turquoise light pierced through the dark teal of his scleras, seeming almost like fires burning into Cubâs soul.
âOh- hey, are you okay?âÂ
âYes, Iâm okay.â His reply seemed to reverberate through the air.Â
âGreat, thatâs ⊠yeah.â
âWhat were you saying?â
âI wanted to check in about the âŠâ Cub turned towards the Perimeter, eyes instantly locking onto a black splotch in its center. âThereâs more of it.â
âYes, Iâve noticed.â
âHave you tried to get rid of it?â
âNo, I actually quite like it there.â
â⊠what? What happened to âthe quicker this is fixed, the betterâ?â
âIâve had a change of heart. Did you find anything unusual about the sculk?â
Cub pulled a test tube of it out of his pocket and started rolling it between his fingers. âYes. Itâs ⊠well ⊠independent.â
âHow?â
âIt seems to just multiply, regardless if anything died near it. I donât know how it got there in the first placeâmaybe something with the land itself, or something someone left thereâbut itâs going to continue to multiply if thereâs nothing to stop it.â
âI see.â
âIâve thought of a few ways to try and prevent, or at least hinder the spread of the sculk. I donât know if-â
âThank you, Cub, but Iâve got it handled.â
âYou-â Cub turned back to Doc and finally noticed the veins of dark turquoise snaking across his horns and up his wings. Cub stepped back and tucked the vial of sculk away. âOkay. You sure?â
âYes, I am.â
âOkay.â He stepped farther away and unfurled his wings. âGood luck,â His voice seemed unsure.
âThank you.â
The Perimeter was closer to a jungle than an abyss now. Vines of sculk climbed the walls and covered the floor, seeming to ripple and pulse. Cub stood at the edge of it, staring into the sea of shimmering false stars. He turned his back on the Perimeter and started to walk away, preparing to take off. Then Docâs loudspeakers crackled to life and a message blasted through Cubâs ears.
âTHE GREAT WARDEN IS GRINDING TIRELESSLY FOR THE CORRUPTION OF OUR GLORIOUS PERIMETER. ARE YOU?â
Cub stood still as he comprehended the differences between Docâs usual âmotivational messagesâ and the one the server had just received. Warden. Corruption.Â
Cub shot into the sky in search of False, hoping to god that she would be able to help again.
Cub and False landed next to each other inside Docâs Perimeter, both standing on the only patch of uncovered stone there was.Â
False drew her sword, then called out into the jungle. âDoc? Where are you?â
There was no response, other than the chittering of the sculk. False turned back to look at Cub, who shrugged. False continued forward, shield up, and Cub followed behind, axe in hand. His other hand held a deep red potion bottle. The pair continued into the forest, still finding nothing but towers of sculk.Â
From the right of them came a quick clicking sound. Both instantly turned to investigate it, but found nothing. With a couple more shrugs, they decided to continue. The sculk chattered around them, filling their ears with faint clicks.Â
âIf what I think happened has happened, killing him wonât do anything,â Cub whispered, reminding False.Â
âPotions. I got it.â
A growl came from deeper in the forest. Cub and False froze. The sound of clicks filled the forest around them. A figure charged out from between the pillars of sculk, too fast for either of them to react. It was covered in sculk with two curling horns and muted butterfly wings dripping with the stuff. It roared, then swung its arm towards them.Â
Cub flew across the server, clutching his bleeding stomach, and finally landingâcrashingâin front of Renâs base. He took his hand away and looked at the specks of sculk mixed in with his own blood.Â
âRen? Are-â He cut himself off with a string of coughs. âAre you there?â
His reply came from inside the building, getting closer. âYeah, man, you need something?â Ren opened the door, concern instantly showing in his face. âWoah, you okay? What happened?â
Cub looked up. âDoc.â
âYeah I heard you and False were heading over there. WhereâŠ?â
alright! my whole hermit horror week has now been posted on ao3! if you want to try reading me doing horror ficlets once a day for a week... hey, there you go! they scale from today's ficlet (only sort of tangentially horror) to day three's ficlet (i had to put a dead dove tag on that to MAKE SURE you all know i'm not joking about the gore), and i'm proud of them! it's my first time finishing a prompt week, and i'm so glad i did! enjoy! and if you read mine, go check out @hermithorrorweek to see everyone else's works, or the ao3 collection to see fics that got posted to ao3!
A: That's, uh, quite the thing to start this out on, Joe, I mean. When you said you wanted to interview me for an article about my role at Blue River Raceway, I didn't think you'd... Who do you mean?
Q: YOU'RE DODGING THE QUESTION.
A: And you're starting off a bit too strong. Seriously, I might think you're lying.
Q: I MEAN, I LIED A LITTLE. I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D ANSWER QUESTIONS IF I DIDN'T.
A: I can leave.
Q: I MADE FRIENDS WAY BACK WHEN WE WENT TO EMPIRES. WITH SOMEONE WHO WASN'T OLLIE.
A: I don't have to answer this.
Q: HOW LONG WAS SHE MISSING?
A: I don't know who you're talking about.
Q: I THINK YOU DO.
A: I think if I knew, she was dangerous. She knew how to modify memories. She wasn't safe to be friends with, Joe. You should--you should get that checked out. I mean, think about what a me who didn't care for you might do, and then, like, go to a doctor about it.
Q: SO YOU KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT.
A: I'm... not supposed to. I think she tried to make me forget she was ever there.
Q: HOW LONG WAS SHE MISSING?
A: Look, time is weird. It was after I built my base. Before the Rift. Only slightly before then, though, because time isn't the same on both sides. If I'd known that, I would have been more careful. Sent her better supplies, too. Brought my own memory potions. I wouldn't have just... followed you all blindly. Not that I did.
Q: YOU KNEW SHE WAS GONE?
A: Of course I did. I had to be prepared.
Q: PREPARED FOR WHAT?
A: Joe, she's dangerous. You have to know she's dangerous. I did what had to be done, after she got dangerous, and I did what had to be done, after she escaped. I was prepared. I knew what would happen if she found you all.
Q: YOU WERE GOING TO KILL HER.
A: Well, when you put it like that...
Q: SHE WAS NICE TO ME. YOU HUNTED ME OUT OF HERMITOPIA--
A: Hey, don't characterize it like that, you know as well as I do how much that was a game--
Q: LET ME FINISH THE QUESTION. SHE GAVE ME A HOME. SHE WAS NICE. WHY DO YOU SAY SHE'S DANGEROUS?
A: Joe, how much of your time in Cogsmede do you remember?
Q: I'M THE INTERVIEWER.
A: And I'm trying to tell you. How much do you remember? Did she show you everything? Did she tell you why she wanted you there?
Q: STOP THAT.
A: Because I know she liked to hunt people. That's part of why I locked her up in the first place. Tried to figure out what had gone wrong with her. You kept asking how long she was missing, and I, I tried to keep you all safe. You have to understand I had to do it. And--how much do you remember?
Q: I MEAN, I KNOW ABOUT THE HEADS.
A: Joe.
Q: MY BEST FRIEND'S CLEO, I REALLY CAN'T JUDGE ABOUT THE HEADS.
A: You have to know she's dangerous then. And she just let you remember?
Q: NO SHE DIDN'T. I'M JUST BAD AT FORGETTING THINGS I'M SUPPOSED TO. I HAVE A SURPRISINGLY ROBUST MEMORY! I JUST--DO YOU THINK SHE'S OKAY?
A: It's not that simple.
Q: DO YOU CARE?
A: It's not that simple. But yes. Of course I care. Of course I... Of course I do. I couldn't not.
Q: HOW LONG WAS SHE MISSING?
A: Since slightly after the Rift closed. I sent her a letter. I haven't heard back.
Q: TELL ME IF YOU DO.
A: Fine. I will.
Q: I CAN ACTUALLY ASK YOU ABOUT THE RACE TRACK NOW IF YOU'D LIKE.
A: I mean, I built the sign. What else is there to say, in the face of all that?
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Summary: One night, some people come down from the stars. Everything changes and nothing at all.
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Contains: murder, colonialism, slavery, ecological destruction, hermits as villains, loss of culture, outsider POV.
This one is a very different kind of horror, way more meta and sombre and existential than the other things I've done this week, so heads up for that!
They came from the stars.
That was what the villages near the river claimed, anyway. A great, hulking mass of machinery, as large as a mountain, descending upon the rock. It opened a small orifice, like a door, and about two dozen of the visitors emerged. They werenât really like villagers at all, but that was the closest thing they could be described to, though some had traits of other animals, like dog tails or fish scales. All anyone knew was that they were something different.
And they were the talk of everyone everywhere for a decent while, the gossip spreading from village to village until it reached the pillagers and the piglins and the enderfolk. The visitors seemed to be content staying in the area around the river, clearing out trees and building houses and collecting animals. Houses was a bit of an exaggeration, some would claim, half of the things they were building were more like shapes or rocks or statues. They were built with precision and rich materials, clearly important, but many were wildly impractical for everyday use, bringing up the question for why someone would go through all that effort for somewhere so poor to live. It must be a religious thing, most guessed, some way of honouring their gods. The whole settlement was clearly a village, if a very foreign one.
Some wandering traders made it their mission to contact the foreigners, talking big about all the goods theyâd get and the trade routes theyâd set up. None that set out to the settlement came back. One of the larger pillager factions sent out a scouting crew to investigate the lot, who shared the same fate. Some others tried, but eventually everybody got the idea that the strangers werenât to be messed with.
The uneasy peace the land had settled into didnât last long. The first warning was the attack of the Mansion of the East. The pillagers that survived talked of foes that, when killed, would leave no corpse, re-entering the Mansion risen from the dead, as healthy as could be. Even in a fight, they were formidable, healing wounds in seconds. They demolished the mansion, with only an un-armoured party of 4, targeting every evoker and looting every room. The magic they had â to heal and respawn â was unlike any that had been seen before, stronger than even totems of undying. That was when the fear began to brew, the realisation that the new arrivals were far, far stronger than any of them had met before.
And then, for the next few days, Marigold Valley Village would be silent, with their usual traders failing to show at the monthly market, nor any representatives coming to the Valley council meeting. Though it wasnât known at the time, this would be because it was taken over. One of the foreigners had claimed the village as his own, altering the town and keeping its people hostage as workers. It was the first sign of a new era: destruction. Now that the settlers had gotten themselves established, they turned to raiding and kidnapping. It wasnât that these were new concepts, pillagers had been doing the same for more generations than anyone could remember, but nobody could fight back against opponents of their power. Villagers were stolen from their homes, put to working for these creatures, whilst their villages were destroyed. Pillagers would come next, outposts burned, ravagers taken, and mansions slaughtered. Even the folk from other realms wouldnât last long, piglins being put to work themselves and bastions ruined even more than they already were, not to say how the once great nether fortresses would be transformed into wicked machines. The odd enderman had escaped the End and fled to the Overworld, and would share with others, sombrely, about their empty end cities and a great machine that could kill thousands at a time.
And then, as soon as it began, it ended. The world returned to stability once more â albeit a very different kind. The villages distant enough to avoid the purge learnt new rules â hide inside when one of the strangers flies over, give up all items that they desire, and donât attempt to fight back. They would see one of them occasionally, but they would only show up to steal a camel or ransack an old temple, and had no interest in harming the villagers. As generations passed, the gossip and community of the villages that once were was forgotten and the silence was all that was known. You would think, when there are less people, the world would seem much smaller. But as the fringe villages went on with their lives in isolation, it felt so much larger.
As for those under the direct control of the settlers, they developed their own kind of normalcy. Disobedience wasnât an option â in the early days, theyâd execute workers in front of everyone else, but later on, people would simply disappear if they werenât up to standard. The cosy insides of a wooden house or animal hide tent were replaced with glass and concrete and stone and sometimes, even, the bowels of a ship. Work was hard, gruelling days and gruelling tasks â quarrying stone and copying books and mining obsidian. It wasnât like anyone had a choice, though, and there was food and shelter. Life, no matter how difficult, just became ordinary life. And, for those born in the catacombs of some dank hole, they knew nothing else.
There was a lot of debate, of course, on what the beings were. Most people saw them as gods, with the uncanny buildings and impossible machinery and immortality. Ancient pantheons were merged with the current figures, forming new names and rituals. Each of the âgodsâ was identified and had their own domain and supposed sacrifices to gain favour with, but also on a more observable level, had an area they were known to live in and activities they were known to do. Some disagreed strongly on this interpretation however, seeing their captors as strong and undefeatable, yes, but just entities like any other. They were the step-up from pillagers â just as bloodthirsty and greedy, but far more technologically advanced.
None of it mattered, anyway, in the end. They were spotted less and less, coming to check up on their workers nearly never. The braver and luckier ones were able to stage an escape from their confinement, at first apprehensive on what their masters would do if they found they had escaped, but eventually realising their captors were never coming back. They had left as suddenly as they appeared. A month passed without any signs of them. A mixed feeling of relief and fear settled over everyone. So many years had passed since the first arrival, over a hundred, and nobody was left to say what the before times were like. At first there was a lot of power struggle, questioning, revolts, disputes⊠But as with all things, it became normal again.
Villages sprouted up where they used to be, mansions got re-inhabited, bastions got repaired, and ender cities re-emerged. There was a bit of hesitancy, at first, about living near or in the structures the creatures had left, but it brought so many benefits, that eventually people did. There were some places everyone avoided â the gigantic hole in the world and the starting village, for one. But otherwise, houses and farms sprung up in teapots and caves and rocks and castles and vaults and it all became natural. Hundreds and hundreds of years later, they were left as nothing more than a scary bedtime story and silly old wivesâ tale behind the massive structures on the planet.
But still, sometimes, people would turn their heads to the sky and shiver, slightly. Because, if they came from the stars, what else could come down?
The final day for @hermithorrorweek! Ngl, this one barely fits the prompt, but, well. I had to end the fic somehow.
TWs for this chapter include: temporary character death, vomiting, non-consensual body modification, body horror, minor gore, pain and panic
VII. FROM BEYOND
What even is a game?
Dictionary definition, an activity one engages in for fun. Stupid definition. Boring. Incomplete. Throw it away. Who needs dictionaries, anyway? Soâwhat is a game, then? Something with rules. With challenge. With balance. Something that draws people in, that rewards them for their time.
Itâsâfun. Games are fun. Really, at the end of the day, isnât that the most important part?
Decked Out is not a game anymore.
It had been, onceâuntil very recently, in fact. Even as it awoke, began to breathe, began to consume and transform, it had still been a game. People had been having fun. Heâd been having fun. Itâd only stopped being fun whenâ
When what?
Back in season seven, when it was quiet and lifeless, when it had only been played a couple hundred times, nowhere near as engaging as its sequel, verging on a thousand? When heâd come up with the idea for a sequel, started drafting out plans, discarding and creating mechanics to bring everything up to the next level and beyond? Sometime during those thirteen months in a hole, turning cold and blue, afraid of the sunlight, isolated from his friends? When heâd dug for hours on end, dyed his skin red with redstone, ushered in beasts and monsters at cost to his health?Â
No. No, all of those things were fun, in their own way. It was only whenâ
When he becameâ
Why? Why didâ?
The issue isnât that Decked Out isnât a game. Decked Out isnât a game right now, because Decked Out is currently a person, and thatâs not supposed to happen, and thatâs why itâs not fun. Gameâs busted, everyone go home. Dungeon shut down for maintenance. They were right, the hermits, all those times they yelled at him to fix his game. No one enjoys a game thatâs broken.
So if thatâs not the problem, then what is?
His body feels small and cold. There are arms wrapped around him, warm and solid when every part of him is frozen. He can feel Hypno breathe above him, below him, chest fluttering as he gasps for breath, and the dungeon quivers as Tango does the same. Flesh. It wasnât meant to be flesh, the Burning Darkâthe name wouldnât make sense, if it were flesh. Itâs just flesh because Tangoâs flesh, and Tangoâs the dungeon right now, and he doesnât really want to be.
âŠSo it wasnât want, then. Thatâs good. He hadnât thought heâd wanted to be a dungeon, but you can never be too careful with subconscious desires. Soânot want, then. Then what? What?Â
âTango,â Hypno whispers. âTango, we need to go.â
Tango tries to open his mouth, and slams a hazard door open and closed. Great. He tries again, and gets a breath out, a frigid wind blowing down a tunnel on level one. His face scrunches in concentration and discomfort, and Rusty heals one tick, sending a cascade of treasure and embers onto the empty floor of his cage.
âWould love to,â he slurs at last, and his voice sounds like cracking stone and noteblock jingles. âBut if you havenât noticedâŠâ
He canât finish the sentence. Doesnât know how. How could he possibly explainâ
He doesnât even know how to explain it to myself.
âDonât make me carry you, man,â Hypno says. âIâll do it.â
Tango doesnât respond. His fingers twitch. Two floors above their heads, a shrieker howls. Hypno canât hear it, of course. Tango hears it. Tango hears everything.
And thenâmovement. Tango is lifted, slowly, painstakingly, and his leaden limbs are moved without his permission. His spine cracks, and the dripleaf parkour slips into hard mode. Itâs embarrassing, really, having so little control over anything, over neither of his bodies. His head lolls back in Hypnoâs arms. A ravager spins and turns to walk in the other direction.
âOkay.â Hypno takes a step. âHow long do you reckon it takes to punch through flesh? Canât be that hard, rightâŠ?â
And Tangoâ
The dungeon seizes, all the doors opening and closing at once, all the beasts opening their mouths to wail, every noteblock and disc playing at once, and the sound is cacophonous, agonising. Hypno cries out out the sound. Deep within the skulk-covered walls of level three, Cub lets out a groan. Far above their heads, Gem clamps her hands over her ears and shrieks, giving Pearl, Scar, and Bdubs just the opening they need to slip a sword between her ribs and send her off to her base to respawn.
Do no do not destroy the dungeon do you know how long that took do you know how much it took do you know donâtâ
The dungeon settles. It feels like it takes an age, but beside the heartbeat, and the sound of dripping blood, and harsh breathing, level four is quiet again. Hypno hadnât even made it to the wall, much less torn through it. Itâs funny, because heâs never really been afraid of pain beforeâthe amount he smacks his face into walls, he canât afford to beâbut just the idea of Hypno breaking through the dungeon makes him recoil in a way he canâtâ
Wait.
Oh.
Heâs been asking the wrong question, hasnât he?
It was never about Decked Out at all.
The dungeon sighs, long and low and whispery. Thirteen monthsâthree years, really, if he considers the first oneâand now, now he realises what heâs doneâ
(It was worth it, though. Maybe itâs just because heâs tangled up in it still, canât tell the difference between his body and the dungeonâs, but he canât help but think it was worth it.)
(He doesnât want it to end.)
(And thatâs the problem, isât it?)
He puts all his energy, all his focus (that systemâs gone, was scrapped, redundant, uselessâfocus. Frost Focus, Moment of Clarity, focus) into opening his mouth, into choking down a breath, into croaking out, âKill me.â
Hypno nearly drops him with the force of how hard he jumps. âJeez, man, you scared the crap outta meâIâm not killing you, dude, what the heck?âÂ
âKill me,â Tango insists. âYou got that sword, right? Cheater.â He tries to snort. The dungeon manages it instead. Thatâsâfine. Whatever. Wonât matter soon. What matters is that he needs this thing carved out of himâ
âWell, yeah, but I wasnât gonna use it on youâthe ravagers, probably, if anythingââ
âGotta,â Tango whispers. âKill me. Thenâgoâgo tear out the, theââ He canât breathe, all of a sudden, the weight of the entire dungeon on his lungs, crushing the air out of himâ
Those arenât the only lungs he has anymore.
The dungeon breathes, âRedstone.â
âWhat? Wouldnât that break the game?â
Heâlaughs. The dungeon laughs. His head swims. âKinda the point,â he manages, the dungeon manages. âGameâs over.â
âOh.â Hypno is quiet, for a moment, and then unceremoniously drops Tango without warning. He hits the fleshy ground hard, sinks back into soft tissues, stares up at Hypno through half-lidded eyes. Hypno draws his sword. Bites his lip. âYouâre sure about this, Tango?â
âYeah,â says the dungeon, and Hypno nods.
The sword comes down, and thereâs a burst of pain, and Hypnoâs face melts into red, red, redâ
And then thereâs only black.
----
Tango had gotten the idea for Decked Out from somewhere else. Something else. Another game, actually.
Clank. A board game. Making it into a real thing, a minigame, had been a fun challengeâand then it had been so fun that heâd just had to do it again. Heâd taken this thing and made it his own. Made Tango synonymous with Decked Out, with dungeon, with hazard and clank and frost embers. All that time, all that effort spentâheâd put so much of himself into the project.
âŠItâs no wonder, really, that things had ended this way. Heâd put all of himself into the gameâ
And now, in order to pull himself out, he needs to destroy it.
Gameâs over.
Hypnoâs sword slices through the flesh walls of level four, and then he uses his fists to punch out the black concrete beyond. He pulls himself into the cavern beyond and begins to crawl up the half-finished wool buslines, up towards the spaghetti soup of redstone above. Once heâs there, once heâs found the card sorter and the clank blocker and theâeverything important, reallyâhe takes handfuls of wool and redstone in his hands and begins to tear.
Tango screams. The dungeon screams. In her bed, blocks and blocks away, Gem screams, hands twisted in and tugging at her hair as the stone slowly leeches out of her skin. On level three, Cub screams, pushed out of the skulk-infested grave heâd made for himself, the rot sloughing from his flesh and leaving bloody open wounds in its place. Upstairs, Etho is doubled over, clutching his stomach and retching up pieces of Tangoâs soul.
Decked Out screams, and thrashes, and fires every piston in an attempt to fight, in an attempt not to have the life ripped out of itâ
But Decked Out is a game. A dungeon. A thing made of stone and wool and redstone. A thing animated by sound, by beast and bane, by every player who'd ever dared to play it. It is not a thing that is alive by itself. It can do nothing to stop its undoing. It cannot prevent its own death.
Dying takes an eternity. Blinding pain, and panic, and Hypnoâs shaking hands tearing him to pieces, gutting him from the outside in. Itâs agonising, neverending, and he screams himself hoarse before it's done, chokes on his own cries and whimpers and sobs and writhes instead, because the pain is too much for silence and stillnessâ
And then, all at once, itâs over.
Tango sits straight up in his bed, the scream in his throat echoing around the walls of his storage room, and then doubles over to throw up skulk rot and blood and redstone all over the sheets. He vomits forâlonger than is healthy, probably, and when itâs finally done he collapses back on his elbows, shivering and empty. He shouldâmove, probably, destroy and dispose of the sick-covered bed, but he doesnât have the energy.Â
He doesnâtâŠ
He flops back onto the pillow and holds a shaking hand out above him. The skin is faintly pink, soft and warm and wholly alive. His throat burns. His head swims. Butâ
Heâs alive. Heâs in one piece. And he isnâtâŠ
âTango!â
They come clattering down into his storage room, Pearl first, Bdubs and Scar behind her. Tangoâs sure he must look a messâhe sees Scar gag at the sightâbut he finds it in himself to muster a smile and a wave at the sight of them.
âWhereâre the others?â Bdubs demands.Â
âEthoâshould be upstairs,â Tango croaks. His voice is nearly gone. âCubâs on level three, someone should go get him. Hypnoâs in all the redstone spaghetti out there.â He gestures vaguely with a hand. âMight wanna get him too.â
âRight,â Bdubs says. âIâllâno, Pearl should get Cub. She knows level three the best.â
âGot it,â Pearl says. âIâll be right back.â And then sheâs off, firing rockets and flying out into the dungeon, into the places no one but Tango ever goes.
âIâll go get Hypno,â Scar offers, and then heâs gone as well, and then thereâs just Bdubs and Tango. Theyâre quiet for a moment. Tangoâs breath rattles in his chest.
âOkay,â Bdubs says. âYou gotta get out of that bed, man, thatâs disgusting.â
Tango groans, but Bdubs has a point. He uses what little energy he has to wriggle out from beneath the covers and roll onto the floor, where he lies, breathing heavily. Bdubs steps forward to break the bed.
âI think whatâs even more disgusting,â Tango says after a moment, âis that all of that was inside of me.â
Bdubs pulls a face. âEugh.â
âRight?â
âYouâre⊠good, now, though?â Bdubs asks. âYou look better. Youâre all orange and red again.â
âAm I?â Tango blinks. âOh, thatâs good. Yeah, IâmâŠâ He winces. His throat really does hurt. His voice sounds like heâs been gargling rocks. âIâll be okay,â he lands on in the end.
âOh, good! I meanâI wasnât worried at all, of course.â
âOf course.â
âBut the othersâthe others were worried! So itâll be good to tell them the, the good newsâŠâ
âOh, yeah,â Tango mumbles. âGameâs over, isnât it. Gonna have to let everyone know.â
Thatâs⊠gonna be fun. Heâs surprised more hermits didnât end up as entangled in the dungeon, honestly, with how into it a lot of them are. So that conversationâs gonna beâŠ
âTheyâll get over it,â Bdubs says with a wave of a hand. âWeâll throw a party or somethinâ, distract âem.âÂ
âYeah.â Tango snorts. ThenââHey, does this mean Etho won the game again?â
A rocket fires, and footsteps touch down on the ledge into the room, and Hypno cries, âHe better not have! RestartâI wanna restart. Or a recount. Or something. You canât let him win again, Tango, heâs gonna be insufferableâI can go put the wiring back in, we can do one more phase, surely, rightââ
Tango covers his face with his hands and laughs.
(The dungeon, lungs and brain and heart and soul ripped out, does not laugh with him.)
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