evil therapist: to ground yourself, look around, name 5 things you can kill, and 4 things you can at least maim

Three Goblin Art
taylor price
Misplaced Lens Cap
Show & Tell
One Nice Bug Per Day
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hello vonnie
Claire Keane

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trying on a metaphor
Monterey Bay Aquarium

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evil therapist: to ground yourself, look around, name 5 things you can kill, and 4 things you can at least maim

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need a KyLisa edit to 'A Couple Minutes' by Olivia Dean like stat
I am about to thought dump all my season one thoughts. Buckle up guys.
listening to 'Actually Romantic' and thinking about KyLisa in their current state
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 6 Reunion

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just started rhobh after flying through vpr and yāallā¦going from vpr lvp whoās so clearly The Boss and we kinda know nothing about besides sheās rich and loves her dogs to rhobh where sheās involved in what could be the most insane homoerotic friendship to ever hit reality tv is a WILD ride!
kyle coming out as bi by saying she could go Brad or she could go Angelina
lvp accidentally coming out as bi by reacting to kyle coming out as bi by saying āWell, yeah! Everyone could go for Brad or Angelinaā
Found another side blog who is just like me
to all my fic writers: be that one rarepair writer. even if literally no one else is there. be the single glowing lightbulb in the void. write the rarepair so good some poor reader stumbles on it at 3am, loses their mind, and then realizes⦠oh. thereās only one fic. yours. congrats youāre both the blessing and the curse.
bro shut the fuck up im analyzing homoerotic subtext

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i will stop rpfing when they stop wanting to fuck eachother
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The very first on screen conversation we hear between Kyle and Lisa being
āHereās to hoping my boob doesnāt fall outā
āHereās to the exact oppositeā
Is actually wild
4. What detail in 'fools seldom differ' are you really proud of? (I've picked this one bec I noticed in the notes section of the first chapter you mention about the pace of their growing affair which to me implies you've given thought to the trajectory of this fic which leads me to wonder if you've layered any breadcrumbs don't feel pressured to spoil what may not be concrete yet though)
6./7./(I'm making my own question) What is one aspect about the Beverly Hills universe that you find most interesting to work with?
11./21. Are you partial to either half of the KyLisa pairing or are you more even split? If you are, why do think that is? Do you have a favourite when you're watching BH?
31. What's your ideal fic length to write?
32. What's you ideal fic length to read?
(also for both of the above I'm curious about preferred chapter length)
(a question of my own that I'm pretending was on the list) What has inspired your previous works (please give as much detail as you like)?
(Tbh I've messed with half the questions here so I can make them more applicable to what I want to know/the nature of rhobh but I don't care :D)
okok I'm stopping there for now but don't doubt that I'll be back I love ask games!!!
SO MANY THANK YOU i love how you slowly abandoned the ask game format also its excellent go crazy
4. i dont think i have left any bread crumbs intentionally but i am known to do that by accident so kjdlksdjf we'll see if there are in fact any bread crumbs!! i think im proud of the characterization/dialogue between them and their changing dynamic throughout the affair
custom question 6/7. ohhhh the idea of finding private time and space away from cameras in large gatherings!! sneaking away from a party and it going unnoticed bc there are just so many people and conversations you won't be missed unless youre being watched
11/21. lisa vanderpump owns my ass dawg theres something about her thats so like. bewitching in the best way. i am under a spell she comes on screen and i go kicky feet hiiiiii
31. i tend to not really aim for length and moreso write according to the content i want the work to have !! i am very proud of one-shots ive written and i am very proud of my longer works because they're successful in their respective intent. [looks at my ao3 stats page] however i have historically skewed longer...
32. i loooove me a good long fic <3
31 & 32 bonus questions. i think i subscribe to the same ethos for chapter length!! i have published a chapter that's nearly 20k words and i have published a chapter that was i think literally 15 words because they serve different purposes. same answer for reading i think!
custom question: god. what a question. everything has inspired my previous works. the aus are obviously inspired by the original works (elena undone, desert hearts, bound, black swan, etc) but i think the core of what inspires me is the want to expand on something small- a look, the quirk of a smile, how someone lingers in the hall, the way a fingertip might brush against a scrap of fabric. so much can be found in the details of life.
thank u for all the asks :D
writer asks!
For the questions for fic writers
Bec I love reading your work (I specifically came from your KyLisa fic but would love to hear abt all your work) and I love even more hearing writers talk abt their works
3. What are some tropes or details that you think are very characteristic of your fics?
5. What you wish someone would ask you abt āand fools seldom differā? Answer it now!
23. Whatās a trope, AU or concept youāve never written but would like to?
29. What songs would be on a playlist for your KyLisa fic?
50. Answer any question to your choice, or talk about anything you want to talk about!
Ok thatās me limiting myself and itās still quite a few questions buuut Iām slowly but surely coming obsessed with your work/blog so I want to know all :)
OMG HI im so glad to have found another vanderrichards lover it is so very funny to me that you found me through and fools seldom differ bc i write so much for other fandoms but WELCOME i hope u enjoy :))
3. ohh so many god. i tend to go on about the sea a lot and the unavoidable power of it, same with the complexities of perhaps unwanted intimacy- not necessarily sexual but in terms of being known when you dont want to be. if i remember to ill link a similar ask i got a while ago thats probably better phrased
5. i truly did not anticipate anyone but me and my femme reading and fools seldom differ so i cant even formulate a hypothetical question to be asked sjdkjdd i suppose we'll see !!!
23. i have so many AUs crammed in my back pocket for later goodness gracious. villaneve strip club/hustlers au comes to mind first tho i know it would be good
29. ohh back of a cab by king princess is very breakup them... just the lyrics are ough... im still missin dancing in the back of a cab with you convinced we never had issues... my best friend gets drunk with my ex on the weekdays and i always got something rude to say... i know you tried to sell me off but youre gonna have to keep me i confess it feels good to know that my new spreads on your desk loose ends on your tv...
honourable mentions are wish i didnt love you by love spells and mad about you by elis noa
50. i feel like im going insane about them whats happened to me dawg. also i LOOOVE answering questions/asks so pls feel free to fire away or blow up my dms š«”
writer asks!

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College!Madhel, they are dating, where they dress up as Gomez and Morticia Addams for Halloween.
As in Madeline is Gomez and Helen is Morticia
@teddiedare ā¦
I genuinely think the phrase "which could mean nothing" was the turning point for rpf winning the war on rpf. We owe everything to those 4 words š«”