Let's Be Real, I'm Just Thirst Blogging Here

Here I plan on curating a space for gathering smutty thoughts, ideas and scenarios about my faves, as well as some visual appreciation for them in the form of gifs that I can thirst over.

The inbox will be open for questions, but I’m not here to flirt or sext with others, just share my love (and lust) for these characters.

If you’d like to submit a spicy/smutty scenario of your own to maybe get featured on this blog (character specific or not), you’re welcome to do so. If I vibe with it, I’ll definitely post it.

What You’ll Find

NSFT Text Posts (Both Reblogged + Original)

Thirsty Gif Reblogs Of My Fave Celebs/Characters

About Me

Edina/Eddy • she/her • 28

Aegosexual/Fictosexual (aka Kinky In The Head, Not Kinky In The Bed™️)

Virgin • submissive • service top • milf/dilf appreciator

Kinks: Dom/Sub, Mommy, Religion/Blasphemy

Hard Nos: Strap Ons, Scat, Piss, Emeto

Tags

#nsft text post - I’ll use this for reblogs and original posts

#(kink name) - I’ll do my best to tag kinks accordingly, so if you don’t want to see a certain kink, it’s on you to blacklist it (there will be some dark/taboo stuff here, so browser beware)

#eddythirsts - original text posts only

Adrienne Maloof: Adrienne is more likely to throw you a party than buy you a gift, but when she does, she usually goes for something she knows you’ve had your eye on for a while.

Bethenny Frankel: She’s buying you your favorite foods, especially when you’re feeling down, but often just because she knows you like them.

Camille Grammer: Camille is going to be buying you a new set of luggage before telling you she’s booked the two of you a trip.

Carole Radziwill: She’s most likely buying you a book on your favorite topic, and if it changes often, you’ll be getting one each time. She likes when you’re passionate about something.

D’Andra Simmons: D’Andra is taking you shopping and buying you a whole new outfit, or a whole new wardrobe if she gets carried away.

Denise Richards: Denise is all about gifting experiences, typically something you can do together. Can range from anything from a spa day to a vacation.

Dorinda Medley: Dorinda is more of a quality time girl than a gift giver, but on occasion she’ll buy you a candle or something else small, and come over and cook you a meal.

Eileen Davidson: Eileen is the type to buy you flowers. Always for special occasions, but also sometimes just for the hell of it because she was thinking of you.

Erika Jayne: She’s getting you both tickets to your favorite band/artist. Front row, or at least damn close, maybe with a meet and greet after too.

Gretchen Rossi: Gretchen is the one who’ll buy you jewelry. She loves getting jewelry herself, so of course she’s going to extend the favor to you too.

Heather Dubrow: Heather will buy you literally anything you want, but she is quite likely to buy you your favorite/the best champagne money can buy.

Jeana Keough: Jeana is going to buy you a customized picture frame with a collection of her favorite pictures of the two of you.

Jill Zarin: Jill will buy you something for your home. She’s always trying to help you spruce it up. Curtains, pillows, new bedspread, etc.

Kim Richards: She’ll pick up a cute stuffie that she saw which reminded her of you for some reason or another, or she just thought you’d like it.

Kyle Richards: Kyle will be buying you a handbag. Maybe a Birkin if you’re really lucky, but basically any bag that she finds cute and she thinks will look good on you.

LeeAnne Locken: LeeAnne is buying you lingerie. And probably some for herself too. She loves buying you something sexy to wear for her.

Lisa Rinna: Rinna is going to get you some kind of makeup, probably a lipstick that she can test out when you kiss her.

Lisa Vanderpump: She’s the one that will literally go out and buy you a pet at the spur of the moment. Any kind you want, she may even just surprise you with one someday.

LuAnn De Lesseps: Lu is going to buy you your own home spa kit with bubble bath, face masks, the works, also rose petals for atmosphere.

Ramona Singer: She’s going to be getting you a whole skincare routine. It’s an obsession of hers, and she somehow knows just what you’ll need. She also really enjoys doing your skincare routines together.

Shannon Beador: Shannon will likely buy you crystals, anything she thinks will benefit you at the time. It’s both something beautiful and something she hopes will serve you well happiness/wellness wise.

Sonja Morgan: Honestly, Sonja is probably going to be the one to buy you a vibrator, or other such toy. She’s the expert on these things, and will make sure you get an excellent one.

Sutton Brown: Sutton will probably buy you something cute but practical, a new phone case or laptop sleeve, maybe one that matches or compliments her own.

Adrienne Maloof: Adrienne will be sweet about it. If you’re touch starved, she’ll definitely try and make sure she’s a little more physically affectionate with you, but you’re not going to get a huge love fest out of it.

Bethenny Frankel: Bethenny won’t know how to react at first. She’ll have to talk it out, learn what touch starved really means, but if you open up to her, she’ll make a conscious effort to give you more affection. It won’t always be forefront on her mind, but when she makes the effort, it is noticeable.

Camille Grammer: Camille will remedy your need for touch immediately. She’s quite naturally physically affectionate anyway, so it’s not a hard thing to give you a bit more in the way of contact. You just have to let her know if it ever gets too much.

Carole Radziwill: Carole will find it a bit difficult to put in the effort to be more physically affectionate. She’ll values her space, and most of the time her affection tends to be verbal, but if it’s really important to you, you just have to give her a few things you’d like her to do, and she will try and make the effort.

D’Andra Simmons: She likes a healthy amount of physical affection. If you’re touch starved with her, she’d be surprised, but she’s happy to give you a little extra loving to make up for it if you let her know.

Denise Richards: Denise is very receptive when you tell her you’re touch starved. And it’s immediate cuddles from her as she asks you what else you need from her. If you tell her, she’ll definitely step up her game to make sure you know you’re adored by her.

Dorinda Medley: If you don’t tell Dorinda you’re touch starved, she likely won’t notice it. If you do tell her, she’ll be open to hear you out and offer you some more physical affection. She certainly doesn’t want you to think she doesn’t love you, and if more touch is what you need, she’s generally happy to provide it.

Eileen Davidson: Eileen is instantly concerned for you when you tell her. She promises to double her efforts to make sure you get all the contact you crave, and if you ever find her slacking again, all you need to do is say so.

Erika Jayne: For Erika, it depends on the type of touch you’re really seeking. If it’s softer, cuddlier type of stuff, it won’t always come naturally to her, but if it’s just casual touch, or sexual, she’s there for you, as those are both easier for her to vibe with.

Gretchen Rossi: Gretchen is pretty affectionate, but she’d never say no to putting in a bit more effort if you’re feeling touch starved. She likes to be playful with it, so expect lipgloss on your face and sneaky hugs.

Heather Dubrow: Heather isn’t always the most outwardly affectionate. She can be very prim and proper, but if you let her know you’re feeling a bit touch starved, of course she’s going to step up her game. She can’t have you feeling neglected in her presence.

Jeana Keough: Jeana isn’t used to physical affection, though the more affectionate you are, the more she grows to like it. And if you’re touch starved, tell her. She’s happy to accommodate, she’s just not always used to the cues of someone needing affection.

Jill Zarin: Be careful with Jill, because you’ll either be starved for her touch, or smothered in it. She’ll be far more touchy with you if you ask her to and she doesn’t have a good sense of balance. It’s too much or not enough.

Kim Richards: With Kim you don’t have to worry too much about being touch starved. She’s always physically affectionate because she’s touch starved too. But if you ever need a little more loving on, all you have to do is ask her.

Kyle Richards: If you ever tell Kyle that you’re touch starved, she’ll want to have a real conversation about it. Then she’ll go right into adapting herself to whatever you feel you need from her. It’s never an imposition to her to ask for what you need, and she’ll do her best to provide it to you.

LeeAnne Locken: LeeAnne is perfectly fine being physically affectionate. If she finds out you’re feeling touch starved, she’s offering to adjust her behavior. It gives her a bit of anxiety knowing you’ve been feeling neglected, so she may go extra hard in making up for it, but talk with her and eventually you’ll figure out a balance.

Lisa Rinna: Being touch starved with Rinna is near impossible. She’s always very touchy. Casual, more affectionate and sexual. But if there are ever times where you need more from her, she doesn’t want you to be shy in asking for it.

Lisa Vanderpump: Lisa is going to have to adjust to you needing more physical affection. If you catch her at a good time, it won’t be an issue. It’s not her preferred method of doling out her affection, but if she really loves you, she’ll relent and give you whatever you need, maybe not always in the capacity you need it, but you have to respect her comfortability too.

LuAnn De Lesseps: If you’ve got Lu’s love, then you’ve got her touch. She may not be super touchy feely all the time, but she does love to show her affection, so if she hears you’re feeling touch starved, you can be assured that she’s going to make up for it.

Ramona Singer: You tell Ramona you’re feeling touch starved and you’ll be lucky to find a second afterwards where she’s not somehow got her hands on you. She’ll up the affection until it’s through the roof. She never wants you to feel like you’re not getting all the love and affectionate touch you deserve.

Shannon Beador: Shannon loves affection. She sometimes gets a bit shy about it in public, but if you’re touch starved, she’s absolutely going to smother you in affection.

Sonja Morgan: There’s no such thing as touch starved with Sonja. She’s always touching you. Hand on your waist or thigh, kissing your cheek, holding your hand. She’s very tactile, so if you’re touch starved with her, she’d be floored as to how.

Sutton Brown: It’s likely that Sutton is even more touch starved than you are, so as long as you go through what types of touch you’re craving, then you’ll both be able to up your game in way that’s comfortable for you both.

“Really? A blindfold?” Tom asks, voice laced with amusement as he watches you dangle the fabric from your finger. “I mean… I know it’s Halloween, but—”

“Shh,” you interrupt, fingers brushing his cheek, guiding him gently back onto the bed. “Trust me. I’m not ready for the party to be over yet.”

He hums, skeptical, but doesn’t resist further. He wouldn’t admit it out loud, but you knew he was intrigued. “Alright, I trust you…for now. But if I’m about to fall into some elaborate revenge fantasy, I’m blaming you.”

You smile against his skin, pressing a soft kiss to his neck as you undress him and put the blindfold over his eyes. “Oh, come on. I mean, come on—this is ridiculous.”

You ignore him, letting your lips travel lower, your hands exploring, until you’re squeezing his thighs, inching closer to the prize that’s already reacting under your touch. Tom groans, a sharp, unguarded sound. “Oh! Okay… that’s… wait—what are you—?!”

You smile mischievously, though he can’t see it, the blindfold giving you all the advantage. Your every movement is deliberate, teasing, drawing out his protests until they become helpless whines. “You’re… damn it! You can’t—ugh! I can’t think! This is so not fair!”

The sound of his voice, usually so sharp and biting, now cracked and flustered, makes your grin widen. His hands twitch, trying to find your hair, your hands, anything, but he’s at your mercy.

Your tongue traces him expertly, and suddenly all his snarky commentary fails. He gasps, gripping the sheets, words tumbling out in disjointed bursts. “Oh, God… stop—wait, no, don’t stop—ugh!”

You pause for just a second, enough to catch the sharp inhale of his breath, to feel him trembling beneath your touch. “What’s the matter, Doctor,” you whisper, voice soft, teasing. “Cat got your tongue?”

Tom groans, frustrated and undone. “You’re im—possible…” he stuttered.

You smile, continuing your ministrations, reveling in the way the strong, often arrogant doctor is reduced to helpless, gasping moans beneath you. “Now you see,” you whispered, lips brushing against him again, “sometimes it’s better to just…feel.”