Hällø, hållœ, wêlçōmė tø mÿ čævę.

we are going t

nice to meet you, hero man

[ID: Two digital drawings, one of Fitzroy Maplecourt and one of Hieronymous Wiggenstaff against a solid purple background. Fitzroy is a half elf man with light brown skin, brown eyes and dark auburn hair. He is wearing a white shirt with a dark blue bowtie, a dark mauve double breasted vest with gold buttons, dark gray striped pants and black boots. He also has on a wine red cape with a dark fur lining on the collar and lensless glasses. Hieronymous is an elf man with brown skin and brown eyes. There is a large scar on his left cheek and his eyes have bags under them. He has black hair and beard with gray stripes in them and wears his hair in a long ponytail. He wears a white turtleneck and gray pants, as well as gold armor and a blue cape. He has a sword with a silver blade and golden hilt.

In the first image Fitzroy is sitting on the ground, looking rattled and sweating slightly, and his hair is messy. He is using one hand to adjust his glasses. He is saying: “You really threw us a bone there. And that is the first of what is going to be a lot of dog-based jokes.”

There’s a genasi sitting on his back as an extra weight, clearly not listening to his rant at all. Instead just straight demolishing a lime. Peel and all.

There is a Firbolg laying face down on the carpet.

stealthiest guy in the world

the sexual 𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞

the secret stealthy guy

you won’t see him coming

but you’ll see his incredible BODY

i hope that his big big dingle-dangle doesn’t fall out of his pants and

trip all of the wires

this secret dad is my dad with an incredible BODY

𝘚𝘌𝘟𝘜𝘈𝘓 𝘋𝘈𝘋

you won’t see him coming

but you’ll hear him comin’

𝘚𝘌𝘟𝘜𝘈𝘓 𝘋𝘈𝘋

𝐇𝐄’𝐒 𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐅 𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐈𝐄 and ¾ super lover

that’s a one and a quarter pleasure 𝘫𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘺