Zibaldone

In the lab, straight up “solving it.” And by “it” I mean. Haha, well. let’s justr say. My equation

Listen, we have to keep this thing circulating on the internet for at least another two decades, because I have to believe that one day that little girl will be grown enough to stumble upon it and She Will Explain

We’ve made it 5 years folks

"use chatgpt" that's the devil talking. buy four caffeinated drinks and pull an all nighter. this is the way.

This is the motherfucking way.

joe biden, you stupid fuck. listen to me. Crimes are legal for sitting presidents as long as they’re official actions. Listen: Joe. You have one chance

Joe, you have one of the most formidable special ops and wet work agencies the world has ever seen at your disposal, and now the backing of the supreme Court. "He had a heart attack. He's 78." That's plausible. No one would fault you Joe. You could be a hero to millions.

you have to outlive donald trump

imagine how funny the internet will be on the day he dies.