Herbert P. Bear, Esquire

Hello Tumblr (again)! Please just call me Herb or Herbert, or in the case I am talking about Herbert P. Bear from the hit game Club Penguin™, refer to me as Oliver. I'm not gonna say my age cause this is the internet, but at the very least I am going to say I am a minor.

My pronouns are he/him, but they/them is also completely fine.

This blog is just for fun silly stuff because I have free time, so don't expect too much nor for me to take much of my posts seriously. I'm willing to answer questions about myself, fandoms, maybe headcanons too.

Fandoms list:

Club Penguin

Care Bears

PJSK

Donkey Kong

Moshi Monsters

Godzilla (really specifically like... Godzilland)

D4DJ

TADC

Madoka Magica

Serial Experiments Lain

Vocaloid

Splatoon bands

I'm in way more fandoms but these are the ones I'm most likely to interact with right now. I'm really fixated over CB: Aical and Club Penguin right now though so if you have a question or want headcanons on a specific character from those, go ahead!

DNI:

Homophobe, racist, MAP, ableist, the -ists go on

I also heavily discourage interacting if you are 18+. While I understand adults aren't always weird I know it's possible especially online so if you choose to do so anyways please don't be a weirdo.

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Gay metal squids in Vegas

Ikkan has been staring for 10 minutes at water there's literally nothing there

I recently took a trip to Vegas (We left today) and took some pictures. I for some reason kept thinking of these two whenever I check this one on my phone lmao.

I'm probably going to post more characters in Vegas, so feel free to request one! I don't have many pictures though (I don't take too many during trips I prefer enjoying the moment), so I do recommend requesting multiple characters (4 or 5 max) for one photo.

Since y'all REALLY like the previous teto headpat gif here's a very ordinary very non threatening teto

I'm double Tetomaxxing today! This is [Insert cool Teto variant name]! I was gonna make a Vocaloid song with Teto and Rikka for my French classes... But I realized I would've taken WAY too long so the instrumental files are just kind of there and I never bothered working on it again as I have a million projects and 0 motivation. To be honest it would've been hard to do anyways since I only have their Lite voicebanks so making English Teto sing in French would've been a bit hard since I'm a total beginner. But whenever I have more free time and motivation, I might just work on this again...!

Just fun fact about this Teto under here

Cause for those who like Herbert content and use this gif:

I actually made this gif!! I originally only used it on discord in a server with only my friends but I chose to upload it online. I'm always so happy whenever I go on twitter or discord (I saw a Herbert RP account on the Mine Shack use this gif!! Yippee) and see people use this :) idk why I'm so happy over people using a gif rather than my art or anything but yk I'm just happy about it

Okay so Herbert is at LEAST in the corner of the 1 million BG on CPJ... It's not enough for my Herbert rotted brain but it's okay!

Tourdude not visiting makes sense, if I recall from stuff I think he's missing (? I haven't touched CPJ lore in a bit) at the moment so yeah I don't blame them for not including him

Klutzy though....

CPJ!!! CPJ!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO HERBERT WHAT THE FAHHHH.... 1 MILLION PENGUINS AND YOU'RE TELLING ME EVERY MASCOT BESIDES FUDGING HERBERT P. BEAR IS APPEARING??? THIS IS WHY HERBERT DID THE BLACKOUT IM GONNA CRYYYYYYYYY HES BEEN DEAD FOR LIKE 2 YEARS OR SOMETHING REVIVE HIM OR ELSE ILL DO NECROMANCY

Someone was dressed up as the Israeli flag and was just grappling a car everywhere

I was the manager so I was in the office and I look out the window...

AND THERE'S A ISRAEL FLAG AND A CAR HAVING A BREAKDOWN WITH THE WHEELS FLYING

Cadence is a Vocaloid fan.

So I forgot where I saw this, but I recall somewhere it says she likes J-pop. As the Miku fan I am I think she'd really like Vocaloid (or whatever Club Penguin equivalent they have) just cause of how versatile songs can be.

I like to hc that she'd specifically like the producers: 40mP, (maybe) Camellia, Mitchie M, kz (live tune), and occasionally touches Pinocchio-P's or Deco's songs.

I think she generally enjoys more happy songs and got totally jump scared when she tried listening to Kikuo's or Deco*27's (specifically Sad Girl Sex and Monitoring) songs and got hit with the captions.

oooo 5 posts that's uhhhh

That's cool!!!

(small TW for mention of blood and dead bodies??? I don't really say specifics but if the word alone doesn't comfort you you can go keep scrolling)

Kaptain Skurvy (from the DKC cartoon) would be cooked if someone was trying to kill him.

Mostly basing this off his last episode (legit forgot the name) where he says "Even pirates don't fight to the death." So I'm having the feeling this guy at MOST knows some self defense but literally has no idea how to actually kill someone because he's never needed to, nor has anyone tried killing him in particular (cause he's the goat /jk).

He'd probably be jumpy and scared as heck about blood or dead bodies cause of such. Like if he sees one he's skedaddling cause WHAT THE FYUDGESICLES?!!?

Show this guy what K. Rool did in NDC and I promise you he's gonna have nightmares for eternity

(I'm doing this despite not getting any requests yet because I understand I probably have to like start it on my own accord first before people decide to ask, I'll probably do this two or three times a week until I get enough requests)

Rookie from Club Penguin is fluent in too many languages.

The moment I got more into EPF stuff and found he was the Comms lead and in charge of public relations my brain was immediately thinking "make him speak every language possible" smth but I just decided to make it so he was fluent in pretty much all the languages from the countries Club Penguin has servers in.