must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

me in the echo chamber: exactlyyy, literallyyyy

literally just saw a 10 year old girl wearing a shirt with sparkles that said “doing my best" fucking same bitch where'd you get that

Sponge bob is fucked in the head

fucking around for three days and then making a herculean effort on day four that restores your average progress to what a moderately inept person would have achieved with consistent effort, that’s what it’s all about.

if you have work tomorrow i love you. and remember to do as little as you can get away with 👍 and tell your coworkers how much you're getting paid and also spend 30 minutes in the bathroom 👍👍 and steal the office supplies okay byeee good luck i love you 👍