and don't have any kids yourself

reading the wiki for the american psycho movie every single thing it’s saying about christian bale has me in tears …….. he literally wanted the role so bad he got that buff in two weeks, rejected every other offer for 9 months while the producers tried to get dicaprio to be patrick bateman bc bale knew dicaprio would chicken out, went to dinner with the director and the guy who wrote the novel IN CHARACTER apparently scaring the shit out of the novelist, took the role for $50k, and then made all his costars think he was a giant freak bc he never fucking broke character, and APARENTLY LITERALLY HAS CONTROL OVER HIS SWEAT GLANDS AND USED THIS IN THE BUSINESS CARD SCENE

It brings me comfort that, for a brief moment, Jared Leto genuinely believed Christian Bale was going to kill him with an axe

Time to legally change my name to thotide tidey tidey

automated text reply that just says YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY PERSON I AM LETTING DOWN

recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

btw this has graduated into me just saying "the trout population will be affected" and then not elaborating

i just said out loud, “you know what really gargles my goyles?” and then i had to just sit there and accept that i now live in a world where someone said those words in that order. and now so do you. what a tangled web we weave

“the siblings are gonna be estranged forever” kendall is gonna go dark for 2 weeks and then he’s gonna do meth and immediately call his baby brother (again) with plans to make the two hundred (the hundred…2!!!). They will be doing businessfails forever and ever Amen

kendall is always convinced he's going to be able to talk someone into something and he's literally always wrong and i think maybe this is stewy's fault. stewy always talks a big game about how he follows the money and does what he wants and is a complicated guy who's so hard to talk into anything or win over, and then he always does whatever the fuck kendall wants because he's in love with him. but kendall doesn't know stewy's in love with him so he's just like "wow i must be so awesome at talking people into stuff." and this has been going on since they were children