apologies on behalf of mr winter

sometimes i think about gen z's reaction to dykes saying "faggot" and fags saying "dyke" and imagine the heart attack they'd have if they watched a dyke cheat on her wife with a man and a 30yo man take home a random 17yo guy and a gay vigilate posse who beat cishets up and a deeply flawed gay man who's not afraid to show it and a fag mother who fears being alone and gay men who love assfucking and kink in queer spaces and a fag going down grim drug trips just to not feel worthless and trying to drag his partner down with him and queers and perverts being entitled to their own lives and mistakes and relationships and lifestyles and decisions and labels and not answering to anybody about the things they do or feel and giving cops the middle finger and

guys i liedddddd 😭😭😭😭😭 i actually want it 😭😭😭 i want it so bad 😭😭😭😭 i want it so bad its ruining my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

so pro-abortion i forget people try to get pregnant on purpose

this post was made by a hairy transsexual who endorses bodily autonomy of all kind btw. terfs kill yourself

hate it when you see something in media that has great kink potential so you skedoodle post-haste to ao3 only to discover there's none fic left beef and then you have to sit there going oh I see I'M the pervert weirdo I'M the problem with society and everyone else in the world is going to heaven with a hundred innocence dollars preloaded onto their ole fashioned wholesome funtimes themepark fast pass card like fuckin oath man

hey man i noticed you were locked outside of your own life and you haven’t been able to get back in

I hate when something I downloaded illegally doesn't run right like wtf this isn't what I didn't pay for

if you ever interact with someone who is mentally ill/mad/pathologised or disabled in some way, assume they are trying hard enough. act as if they are trying hard enough. dont even consider it an option that they arent trying hard enough. if they are failing to meet some goal or expectation, it is despite trying hard enough.

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

Another update: I taught him what it means when something is "the GOAT" and we've been teaching the dog new tricks, so whenever he learns a new trick, we call him goated. My grandpa taught him a new skill while I was at work and the first thing he said to me when I got home was "the goated dog knows how to roll over on command now :)"

meet me under the pier we are going beast mode

porn is bad because [christian talking point] and [alt-right study] and [misunderstood neurochemistry] and of course [feature of capitalism]

thank you SO MUCH for reminding me about [feature of patriarchy] and [problem caused by lack of kids' sex ed] random tumblr user in the notes! louder for those in the back!

The adult content warning on this post is really just the icing on the cake

no matter how normalised it gets I will die on the hill that it is rude to record strangers in public without their consent

mymusician... oughh my little bug [remembers parasocial relationships are bad] [remembers infantilization is bad] this complete stranger is their own huge bug