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“Badassfully, are you sleeping with my sister?” “Slumber would be difficult due to the energetic nature of our copulation.”

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shihlun

A giant helium balloon bearing the face of an ojisan (middle-aged man) appeared in the sky in Utsunomiya on Sunday, in an event organized by the Utsunomiya Museum of Art to bring artwork to the public outside museums.

The balloon measures 15 meters in diameter and features the face of a man who lives in the city. The man was selected from 218 applicants.

hollowedskin

he watches over us all

ofools

I trust him

elanorpam

this is no moon

stupididiotadult-deactivated201

azvee

I had to look up what ‘glass him’ was, and I was not disappointed.

roboticutie

That should be a new term. When you accidentally glass somebody: when you mean to do or say something nice but it turns out horribly hurtful and offensive instead

Arme Shepard.

#mass effect #loneliness

crypdoezoology

i’m laughing so hard he’s asking the ghost all the questions and it’s giving answers using the one beep/two beep system, then he asks if it’s a boy or a girl and it just starts screaming

fauxfable

nonbinary ghost isn’t having any of it today

notveryproductive

@ruminationofficial

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Lateraal denken

Huntress: Wow. I never knew the Girl Scouts were responsible for the crop circle phenomenon. The Question: Few people do. Few even think to ask the question.

#the question #justice league

beeishappy

oddeye

beeishappy:

November 8, 2016 Mood Board

whoweareneverstopschanging-deac

Leslie Knope is never not relevant

elderparaiah

Happy N7 Day!!!

I didn't expect to find myself living in the future, but here I fucking well am

DCI Karin Park, Black Mirror

#black mirror #future

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ultrafacts

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

nerdgasrnz

Where is that fucking gif of the guy standing in the fall breeze and a leaf hits his face and he eats it

principalcellist

steampunknekoboi

Honestly, I’m surprised Canada didn’t try this first

avengingthenormandy

You wanna know why we didn’t try this first?

That’s the size of some of our leaves.

fools4love

That’s not even an argument that just means more food

thisphonecallismynote

The fried leaf looks like a cheez it

yellowmage

YOUNG MAN THERE’S NO NEED TO FEEL DOWN I SAID YOUNG MAN EAT A LEAF OFF THE GROUND

Guys love it when you can show them you’re better than they are at something they love.

Leslie Knope

#parks and recreation

Brass Eye is alweer 20 jaar oud, maar zou je zo vandaag weer op de buis kunnen brengen. “Some would say tish and fipsy; but others wouldn't due to repeat woundings from weapons like this.” (Raket met label “MODERN CULTURE”.)

#brexit #brass eye

avpdkaneki

dissociation bingo

afrophanim

When I die, I want Blizzard to lower my coffin so they can let me down one more time

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smothermewithaffection

So I got this ad on youtube...

It’s for U.S. Cellular, specifically advertising how great their streaming service is. You can even , the guy in the ad says, stream hours of grass mowing.

And I go… “wait a minute…that sounds weird…why hasn’t this ad ended yet?”

And I look at the bottom.

the ad is seven hours long.

smothermewithaffection

UPDATE

i’m half an hour in

the guy’s come back a couple times. his mower broke down and he went to get more gas. he came back and started it up again, drove around a few more times making comments about it being fun and “you still watchin? weird.” After a bit he took out a ruler and started measuring the grass.

smothermewithaffection

He pulled out a book and a lawn chair and started reading, but he just left and said he’ll be back soon

smothermewithaffection

he brought out an umbrella but it fell over so he left and came back and tried to fix it but it completely broke so he stalked off, dragging the chair behind him. i’m loving this.

smothermewithaffection

HE BROUGHT OUT A HAND-HELD UMBRELLA

smothermewithaffection

he’s really getting into the book

smothermewithaffection

He put away the umbrella and book and stuff and now he’s measuring the grass again.

smothermewithaffection

HE’S GONNA PLAY CROQUET

smothermewithaffection

the sprinklers turned on…i’m two hours into this thing

elodieunderglass

more compelling than real tv tbh

no-lasko

Guys this is pathetic… we’re spending our time re blogging a post about a 7 hour ad for cellular coverage that just features a guy in a meadow. We could be doing so much more with our time. Like watching the ACTUAL ENTIRE 7 HOUR VIDEO FOR OURSELVES! I FOUND THE LINK!

plagueofgripes

Excellent.

bongcop

sridevi

that’s not how you open…………a can of….pickles.

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