Eeuwig Zonde

“Badassfully, are you sleeping with my sister?” “Slumber would be difficult due to the energetic nature of our copulation.”

The balloon measures 15 meters in diameter and features the face of a man who lives in the city. The man was selected from 218 applicants.

I had to look up what ‘glass him’ was, and I was not disappointed.

i’m laughing so hard he’s asking the ghost all the questions and it’s giving answers using the one beep/two beep system, then he asks if it’s a boy or a girl and it just starts screaming

November 8, 2016 Mood Board

Leslie Knope is never not relevant

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That’s the size of some of our leaves.

dissociation bingo

the ad is seven hours long.

the guy’s come back a couple times. his mower broke down and he went to get more gas. he came back and started it up again, drove around a few more times making comments about it being fun and “you still watchin? weird.” After a bit he took out a ruler and started measuring the grass.

he brought out an umbrella but it fell over so he left and came back and tried to fix it but it completely broke so he stalked off, dragging the chair behind him. i’m loving this.

he’s really getting into the book

HE’S GONNA PLAY CROQUET