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alex albon, you are single handedly bringing back the williams name

sub darwin in man hes built for nonsense like this

sadio mane, he’s the best football player in the werld. no chris why you laffin for? what you laffin for? i’m being sheerious 

Whoever on twitter said that the queen occupies the same position in UK politics as “the troops” do in USA politics was spot on

if john stones was on the pitch we would simply be winning at least 8-0

the way virgil picked fabio up like im gonna scream cry throw up

NO STOP THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY NEWCASTLE SAT DOWN IN THEIR OWN BOX TO TIME WASTE AND POPE SAT ON THE BALL TO PRACTICE HIS YOGA ROUTINE AND THEN ADDED TIME RAN OVER 95 THEY BITCHED AT THE REF FOR LETTING US HAVE THAT CORNER BECAUSE TIME WAS UP AND WE SCORED I HAVE 2 LAFF I HAVE TO FUCKING LAUGH

every time i sit down 2 watch a horror movie i think of that one tweet :/