#will lenney

Video: We Tried The Internets Weirdest Candy

Channel: a bit more willne (wrote this before the name change :( )

“I am absolutely hating this video.” You huffed sitting back after trying yet again another disgusting product.

“Well then you’re gonna be really upset about the next one! SmileLicker! Apparently it’s sour chocolate.” Will said, his eyes scanning the ingredients on the wrapper.

“That is so fucking gross, why can’t it be nice things like chocolate covered marshmallows- OH speaking of which I fucking know what you did you nonce!” You shouted scaring Will. 

“Fuck am I gonna be in the doghouse for this?” 

“Yes, you ate the last of my sweets that I was saving for when I get my period you dick!” Will burst out laughing as you kept your serious face and crossed arms.

“Oh are you seriously pissed?” Will asked still chuckling as you nodded.

*cameraman Ieuan* “I think Will should eat the whole chocolate by himself as punishment.”

You’re face grew into a wide giant mischievous smirk as you looked to Ieuan nodding your head excessively. “Yes omg Ieuan, you’re so brilliant for that. Go on Will.” You said pushing the chocolate towards him.

“What!? This is torture! I could just buy you another pack of marshmallows!” He shrieked his eyes wide with horror.

“Mmh no, this seems like the proper punishment for what you did.” You replied, the evil smirk on your face not leaving your lips as you continued to unwrap the entire chocolate. 

You held it out in your hand, taking a small whiff of the sour chocolate smelling the sweet aroma of chocolatey goodness that’s holding a sinister secret. “Cmon Willy Poo, we know how much you love chocolate.” You said shoving it towards his face.

He grimaced at the oozing sour stuff spilling out of the cracked parts. “Love, I promise I will do whatever you want, I will get on my hands and knees. Don’t make me eat the whole thing.” The sight in front of you was hilarious. 

Will had such large puppy eyes as he grabbed your arm praying that you’d give into his pleads, the slight glint in his eye making you almost cave.

“You’re so cute, but no, eat up boy.” You said with a laugh as the production team laughed along with you. Will fell back into his sulky position, taking the chocolate in his hand.

“I don’t know why you’re laughing, I sign your paychecks.” Will snarked as he held the chocolate to his lips. 

“Don’t worry guys, laugh all you want, the big bad wolf can’t hurt you if I’m here.” You said running a hand through Will’s hair and scrunching your face at him. His lips curled at that because even though you had all the power right now, he found that insanely hot.

Will took all the chocolate into his mouth and what followed was the funniest scene ever.

“AUGGHGH AGUGHAH OH MY GOD WHODEVENMAKESOMETHIN’LIKETHAT This is the absolute worst thing that has ever been created!” Will shrieked scrunching his face and immediately spitting everything out as you and the team just laughed until your sides hurt.

“You happy now?” He sulked, you had tears in your eyes at this point, you couldn’t even speak, just nodded your head. 

“Yes! Oh my god that was perfect!”

“You’re lucky you’re cute.”

Video: £100 vs £1000 Race to Where Football Began

Channel: ChrisMD

“Call Reader to see how they’re doing!” Will slurred as he continued to nurse his wine bottle.

“Jesus Will.” Chris laughed as Stephen facetimed you.

The scene cut to you, Harry, and Reev.

“Oh I’m getting a call from Stephen.” You said excitedly as you answered the call. “Hello!” You waved as soon as you saw him on screen.

“Oh lovely, you wanna talk to your boyfriend.” Stephen said turning the phone towards Will, he sipped at the wine bottle but stopped the moment he noticed, the wine spilling out from the sides of his mouth and onto his lap.

“How’s it goin’ love? Those boys ‘aven’t been pricks ‘ave they?” Will slurred making you roll your eyes with playful annoyance. 

“Chris, you let him drink!?” You shouted into the phone causing Harry to snatch it from you. “Awh! They’re drinking!? I didn’t know we could do that!” Harry whined as you snatched the phone back.

“I did not let him drink, they forced me to drive, both of them got pissed-” Chris started.

“-Ah ah ah, that’s not true Chris, we offered you a drink!” Stephen interjected

“Oh let’s drink and drive, that sounds like a good way to end this video and our lives.” Chris replied with sarcasm in his voice.

You chuckled. “Okay well sorry Chris, I’ll take him off your hands after we win this challenge.” You replied with a smug smile on your face as Reev and Harry cheered in the back.

“Right we better win this challenge if I have to drive the whole way.”

“Hey, you chose the teams! I offered to go with Will but someone said they didn’t want us making out the whole time.” You mocked Chris’ voice.

“First of all I do not sound like that, secondly all you two do is snog when you’re together- yeah you heard it here first viewers, you know our editors have to work extra hard to cut out all those scenes, ruining my content.” Chris explained with a huff, joking of course.

“Oh shut up Chris, you’re compiling all of those clips so you can make one of those compilations that always bring you all the revenue.” You said with a cheesy smile.

“I cannot confirm or deny.” Chris said with a hesitant tone.

“Well I can and I’ve just confirmed it for you here live folks.” You said in an old timey accent saluting the camera.

“Will, your girlfriend is banned from future videos.” Chris sulked. 

“Oh Chris you love me.”

“-he better fuckin’ not, you’re all mine!” Will said, snatching the phone from Stephen. 

“Love you willy.” You said sending an air kiss to Will.

“Love you more my princess.” Will replied, smooching the phone’s camera up close.

“Great another cut.”