One Last Time...

smoking the shit that turned the clock wise

cannot understand why people like youtubers who are yelling the entire time. why do you let that man raise his voice at you.

Me: wow… i really have been so unplugged today… [sees that I posted every hour on the hour] well. Okay

a friend with a boyfriend is a type of dead wife

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

imagine hating me and it’s just me in my room evil and mean and deserving of your loath

Your too late mr bond I alreasy peed out all my pee from my penis

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god