It’s whatever I want it to be

Nat: not without cause yelena

thena: is it me, hela?

hela: no, it’s not you.

agatha: is it me, hela?

hela: it’s not you either.

wanda: is it me, hela?

hela:

eleanor: i’ll call

kate: maya and i have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

carol: well, it all started when i was a kid...

pepper: no, she meant-

carol: sure, but i don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.

maria hill: can i still be maria hill?

nebula: sure, i’d love to see gamora get punched.

mantis: try again.

kate*signing*: okay, but in my defense, yelena bet me 50 cents i couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

carol: dare

maria hill: i dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room

carol: hey natasha

natasha, blushing: yeah?

kate: where are you?

yelena: i’m with some strange person. in a car. help.

kate: i’ll call natasha.

natasha, answering her cell: y’ello?

kate: where’s yelena? she texted me that she was being kidnapped.

natasha: yelena? whaddya mean, she’s right next to me-

natasha:

natasha: i’ll call you back. *hangs up*

natasha: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!

natasha: anything, honestly, but nerds especially

carol, desperately, as natasha bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE

natasha: oh! B positive.

carol: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE

sersi: i witnessed the dumb stuff.

thena: i recorded the dumb stuff.

makkari*signing*: i joined in on the dumb stuff.

UNDERCOVER COPS ARE BEING CAUGHT PLANTING CARS/BRICKS, SETTING FIRES AND BREAKING STORE WINDOWS TO MAKE PROTESTS LOOK VIOLENT

DON’T BELIEVE THE MEDIA

#STAYWOKE 

If you see a police car or a cop with a speaker looking thing on it, FUCKING RUN. It's known as an LRAD (Long Range Acoustic Device), a device that, when activated, can permanently damage your hearing and cause serious harm. If you're too close, you'll be left in a lot of pain and squirming on the ground permanently deaf. Ear plugs do not work. Unless you have one of those shooting range headphones, you do not stand a chance against them. Again, if you see them pull up, RUN. This is what they look like.