Blog for anything and everything Jotaro! :3 Minors do not interact with anything I label 18+!! Currently very busy with Jotaro x reader fics hehe >:3 She/Her, 22, uh, big dumbass. Yep das me.
This art 👆 and my header were both made by @simpingandprocrastinating go check her out she’s so talented and makes awesome content!!!
I’m also active in the CoD fandom. John Price focused blog: @hihhasotherfixations :3
Ko-Fi! https://ko-fi.com/helpimhyperfixating
Requests: Closed :((
Commissions: 1/3 Open
Do’s: I’ll write anything ranging from fluff, oneshots, prompts, imagines, drabbles, s p i c y, crossovers, and AU’s (I love those muhaha)! Female or gn reader mostly. If you don’t specify I’ll automatically revert to female reader! ^^
Some things I won’t do: Stand romance or smut (separate from User), Age gap, Incest, rejection and stuff like that, cheating, extreme Yandere (murder, hurting darling, etc.), degradation, angst with no fluff to balance it out (like, I do love me some angst, but not Yin without its Yang, y’know?), Non-con.
Minors do not interact with any Yandere or nsfw 18+ content (block the ‘hih’s hôrni works’ tag)
Links beneath the cut!
P3=anytime before, during or after (college) SDC,
P4=anytime during his late 20’s and DIU,
P5=anytime during Golden Wind and early 30’s,
P6=anytime during late 30’s, SO and everything after.
AU=any alternate universes of course ;}
Oneshots:
P4 - Hat
P4 - Sick
P3 - Spilled Tea
P4 - Mother’s Day
P3 - Jotaro Comforts You
P3 - A Writer’s Trouble
P3 - Help with the Horde
AU - Pokémon professor Jotaro au
P4 - Join Me
AU - Captive Together - Mer! Jotaro x Mer! Reader au / Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 4
P4 - Blood Test
P4 - Sneak Attack In Morioh
AU - Surprise visit - Mer! Jotaro x Human! Reader
P6 - You Are - Jotaro x Trans! Reader
P3 - Owned - Yan! Jotaro x Reader
AU - Photos and Crushes - Cowboy AU / Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3
AU - Stay - Mer! Jotaro x Human! Reader
AU - Dad - A short Mer AU fic
AU - Risk - A short Mer AU fic
P3 - Woes of the Past
P3 - Change
P4 - Silk Ribbon - Yan! Jotaro x Reader
P6 - Forgotten Lunch
P4 - Help! / part 1 / part 2 / part 3 / part 4
P4 - Sledding
P4 - The Grumpy Dolphin
AU - Rekindled Meetings - Mer! Jotaro x Reader
AU - Fishnet Cuts - Pirate!Jotaro x Mer!Reader
AU - Found - Neko!Jotaro x Reader / Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3
P4 - Vacation
EVENT REQUEST MASTERLIST :D (many drabbles and some oneshots)
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Smuts 🔞:
P3 - Kotatsu
AU - Captive Together / Part 3
P3 - College party
AU - Dream Walker - Sorcerer!Jotaro x Reader
AU - White Lie - Incubus!Jotaro x Reader / Part 1
Kinktober 2023 - Masterlist
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Harry Potter x JJBA AU with @simpingandprocrastinating :
House sorting!
House sorting 2!
House sorting 3!
A Photograph
CHAPTER 1
Side drabble 1 - Angst
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Drabbles and au’s of the au:
AU - Mer dadtaro au (read the ‘Dad’ short Mer AU fic first)
Yandere Jotaro x reader drabble
AU - Jotaro brings home a tuna for you to eat.
P4 - Heavy petting session 🔞
P4 - Stubble 🔞
AU - Baby merlyne learns how to crawl
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Headcannons: (Sort of? I dunno how to do these, lol)
SDC and other Jojo’s as Mer
Joot Sneeze
Milk cartons
Yandere Jotaro
Garbage can
With a Merman by the fire
Yandere werewolf Joot and dragon Joot finding injured darling
Some dadtaro with Jolyne thoughts
Jotaro headcannons
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Memes/miscellaneous:
Mermaid AU asks and lore - Mini Masterlist
Important talk
Das a lot of words
Life Problems? Easy Fix
I made a mistake
Protect him at all costs
Fixed 6taro png / Fixed Jolyne screenshot
Jotaro sings to you
H i m? / ✨ H i m ✨ / The sad follow-up / The long awaited sequel
The three stages of me writing
Dadtaro got me
A forever dilemma
Me when Jotaro / Me when Jotaro 2
Writing ideas
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Wait you draw?:
Poké Joot
Poké Kak
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✨ Upcoming: ✨
Photos and Crushes - Cowboy AU! Jotaro x Reader / P3 (I genuinely love this one and am very excited to start posting it) [Bit delayed too as I frantically try to rewrite it]
Android AU that was an ask that is getting a bit out of hand because I don’t know when to stop - Android!Jotaro x Reader / P? I dunno how many parts [Delayed cause I lost it all]
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I feel like if you’re not going to update your fics or post, then you shouldn’t keep talking about them. I’ve been following you for a long time, and you’re still the same. At least try to change that.
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So let’s go ahead and talk about that Google document that’s been making its rounds on Reddit, tumblr, Twitter, discord, etc because it’s clear to me you fuckers just want ai generated content. “I don’t want ai slop I’ll take things written by human hands any day of the week- “ okay but that’s not what the numbers support.
Because while everyone else was up in arms about what author used ai, I couldn’t help but focus on how many hits and how many kudos those fics received meanwhile things written by people are getting bare minimum engagement and not providing incentive to write consistently
And it’s clear- based on that list- that a lot more people are using ai in fandom spaces than they’re admitting and you guys have grown so fucking used to that, that you’ve genuinely forgotten how much time it actually takes to write things. Back in my day it was considered a “frequently updated fic” if someone posted a new chapter once every couple of months. But now, thanks to ai, you get a new chapter every few days or every week- never stop to question that- and theb wonder why when someone actually writes something, it takes so long.
Instead of understanding that people have lives, that people write things and then delete the whole thing to rewrite it again which takes twice the amount of time, that people get writers block, etc it’s clear to me that people like you would suck off an ai user if it got you content much faster as long as you didn’t have to admit that you liked the ai generated content in question (so you can remain morally superior or some shit)
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yk what i hate though. is when i find a meme and im like THIS IS SO [cool intimidating mutual i never talk to] I SHOULD SEND IT TO THEM but then i remember ive never talked to them ever and so i cant just like give them a meme out of the blue and so the meme just withers and rots in my camera roll 😔
listen i may take 4 weeks to write a 3k word chapter, and i may take 45 minutes to decide whether i should use “laugh” or “chuckle”, but at least i don’t use ai and whatever you’re getting is pure chaos from a human brain
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My favorite thing about fanfic authors is they can identify any gap in a canon timeline where characters are offscreen and exploit the ever living fuck out of it
Just here to drop a new Golden Wind OC. I will be posting more information when I'm done with her character sheet! But for now, meet Elene, the flirty barista and Guido Mista's love interest.
Call me on the line can tap into any form of communication - phone calls, text messages, sound memories or even thought frequencies within a 30 meter range. It can reconstruct conversations, secrets and plans that were spoken within a short time limit.
Dialback can rewind the last 10 seconds of local sound waves, replaying them for Elenorè’s ears only.
Missed call leaves a phantom connection in someone’s mind, giving her the ability to hear and create a temporary psychic link.
Answer machine focuses on a specific person to record fragments of recent spoken words as if she’s recording a voicemail.
The more distant the echo, the harder it is to retrieve. Sounds will become distorted and Elenorè wil risk psychic overload from hearing too many overlapping voices. The more people in the radius, the harder it is to isolate a single mind or memory.
Call me on the line is not ideal for long-range offense or heavy combat, and it can only take a moderate amount of damage before losing signal.
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