Alrighty Then

they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan

WASHING THE FUCKING PAN AGAIN!!!!!

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

finally someone said it

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

kinda nervous about something. don’t know what it is yet

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

The thing about a really good ship is I need it to be equal parts sweet and fucked up. It's like a lemonade. you want it half sour and half sweet because the two flavors are complementary. The love needs to be there so it can wreck their lives or they need to be wrecks so they can fall in love

i think the whole Having A Job thing would be less bad if people in management positions were capable of planning and abstract thought

*torturing you* dude trust me, something really cool happens. you just have to reflect on it for a bit. i'm doing this because i want you to reach your full potential okay?