Deleted Leia sass from The Empire Strikes Back
Leia, you were scheduled for execution.
She had it under control.

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Deleted Leia sass from The Empire Strikes Back
Leia, you were scheduled for execution.
She had it under control.

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How the Avengers found out about some of the enhancements in Peter’s suit
Let’s all pretend these fuckers got their shit together and are friends again, okay? Okay.
Prepare for protective Avengers, super ultra protective Actual Dad Tony Stark, a little bit of angst, and lots of fluff.
Spider-Man is falling.
It’s the first thing that really registers in the Avengers’ brains through the fight. So far, since the goddamn alien invaders (AGAIN) had arrived, they had been going through the motions. A shield slash, a kick, a punch, a Widow sting, a Hulk Smash, a repulsor blast… they were doing their usual. Kickin’ ass and keeping tabs of where their allies were, until it happened.
The kid had been swinging around, webbing the alien things up, and generally staying on the fringes of the fight. Not too far away, Iron Man kept sentry over their youngest teammate. If anyone got too close, the quiet whine of the repulsors would be heard through the coms and a crater would be seen where the aliens used to stand.
Until Thor had pointed out that they seemed to be working under some sort of hive-mind control, and Tony had been called away. It went without saying that the others were now in charge of watching over the Spiderling. Clint, perched precariously on the side of a building, was the closest and saw in excruciating detail how, forty five or so minutes after the others had been trying to shut down the queen, one of the minions blasted its weapon and tore through the web he was swinging from. At first, he wasn’t too concerned. The kid had been blasting his shooters for over two hours already, they had all seen what he was capable of.
Only this time, the other web didn’t come up. Instead, Spider-Man began to fall, one hand desperately trying to shoot another web, but proving impossible. The grounded Avengers, now battling less foes than before, looked up at Clint’s panicked shout.
There was a panicked “PETER!” and then the sound of an explosion somewhere in the vicinity of the queen. The others weren’t really sure, too busy staring in shock as the kid fell, fell– and then the kid opened his arms and he started gliding. His horrible fall turning into a slow glide onto safe ground.
The entire team heaved a collective sigh of relief. In the back of their mind, they were vaguely aware of the aliens scattered around at their feet. Some of them destroyed by their hand, others having shut down after T’Challa, Tony and Thor had shut down the thing controlling them. That wasn’t what was important as they converged in a protective circle around their youngest friend.
The ground at their feet shook as Iron Man dropped, heavily, close to Peter’s right. The suit immediately opened to reveal a wide eyed, rumpled Tony Stark. A bruise had already formed around one of his eyes and his lip was split, there was blood running down the side of his face, but he was unconcerned about that. He went down on one knee next to where Peter was laying back on the ground, one hand on his belly and heaving heavy breaths.
“You’ve got to stop trying to fly, kid,” Tony said and clearly it was meant as a joke, but his voice shook and cracked.
“Heh,” Spider-Man said with a low giggle. “I was just trying to test your new upgrades.”
Tony dropped his chin to his chest, and laughed lightly along with the kid on the ground. The others shuffled uncomfortably, clearly out of the loop, but their teammates seemed unwilling to share the inside joke.
“I should have never taken the Training Wheels away,” Tony said as he gave Peter a hand up to slowly help him to his feet.
“You know what they say, sometimes you gotta run before you can walk,” and even through the mask everyone could hear the cheeky grin on the kid’s voice.
Tony blew out a breath and said, “you really have to stop using my words against me like this. What did I say about the grey areas?” and then, once they were both on their feet, he yanked the kid up into a hug. From where the others were standing, they could see his shoulders shaking.
“Hey,” they heard Peter say quietly. He was holding onto the mechanic just as tightly. “I’m okay. The gliders worked, and we didn’t even need the parachute this time! It’s okay, Tony, I didn’t fall. I’m good, see?”
Steve caught Sam and Natasha sharing a look, and the pilot dropped his gaze to the ground. The Captain couldn’t tear his eyes away from Tony and his kid, the way the mechanic was patting his shoulders, not so subtly checking the boy for injuries, and something blew warmth in his chest. The occasions in which they were allowed to see Tony so open and vulnerable were few and far between nowadays, and he knows he doesn’t have a right to demand more than he’s given, but he’s always so goddamn grateful when he gets to see him like this. Thankfully, it’s been happening a bit more often since Spider-Man joined their ranks.
“All right, okay,” the mechanic says as he pulls away. He makes a motion with his hand to the armor, and it closes up and blasts away. Tony, from somewhere, pulls a pair of sunglasses and perches them on his face. “Time to face the music,” he says grimly.
Now that the dust has settled and the threat is clearly contained, the Avengers hear the cacophony behind them. Shouted voices and alarms and sirens. Tony’s mouth is set in an unhappy line as he redirect his attention from the team to the people behind them. As he’s the only one outside of uniform, they go after him first:
Mr. Stark!
Tony, over here!
Mr. Stark, what do you–
Tony! Did you need saving from–
Mr. Stark!
“Jesus,” Clint says vehemently. His face is appalled as he watches the crowd slowly make their way towards them. The first responders around them are trying their best, but they have other things to worry about than redirecting a the assertive reporters.
“Aw, man,” Peter says resignedly as he follows his mentor. The other balk at him, but the boy doesn’t take off his mask or respond to the shouted questions. “You said we could get churros.”
Tony turns around, and the Avengers are pleasantly surprised by the grin on his face. He passes his hand over the back of Spider-Man’s head, as if he’s mussing his head which they’ve seen him do often enough when Peter doesn’t have the mask, and then clasps his shoulder. “Just answer a couple questions quickly. Like we practiced. Okay?”
“Okay,” Spider-Man grunts. And then. “And then churros after?”
This time, it’s not only Tony who chuckles as he says “Yes, and then churros after.”
Is this meme worth investing in? The Great Deku Tree wisdom?
i’m watching a british youtuber’s birthday stream and an aussie viewer sent in a comment saying “why was he born so beautiful, why was he born at all? because he had no say in it, no say in it at all” which was received with confused existential horror, and this is how i just discovered that australian happy birthday songs are not universal
oops
do you not sing this in other countries?!?!??
NO we do not sing a lament for someone’s personal beauty wishing they’d never been born. That is some weird Greek tragedy shit.
you know what sin city is?
what is it?
it’s vegas, duh.
do you know about den city?
I do not, what is den city?
mass over volume

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#beingacomputerprogrammingmajor : Testing out html scripts on Pokemon Go and finding out it actually works.
Isn’t this a potential problem though? Can you run a malicious script in the namebox there? If so, they will most certainly have to fix that before they implement trading.
is it even possible to write a malicious script in html?
<hack>i’m in</hack>
If you receive a YouTube link to EiRPoAFl-P4 DON’T click on it
It’s a music video with rapid flashing colours/lights. I have very minor epilepsy, just focal seizures, and I maybe watched ten seconds before literally nothing was real around me and I think I’m going to throw up and have a heart attack.
@ the asshole who sent me that, launch yourself into space and die.
crosa rosa have a history of spam sending videos to people with their submit open, and when confronted about it and the content of their videos before (misogynistic themes, transphobia, no epilepsy warnings), they were complete assholes about it.
re reblog with sources on when it went down before:
( x ) ( x ) ( x )
they denied it was them but they’ve done this before
a post abt the resurgence
ill also mention that, when i called them out on my previous acct (i have since remade), a friend of theirs (tumblr user mountweak) sent me a lot of hate and triggering anons.
ah so that’s what it was lmao
“Those like you… Those who share the blood of the goddess and the spirit of the hero… They are eternally bound to this curse.”
this is the funniest fucking thing i’ve ever seen. catch me wearing this at my wedding
i cant belive that guns are gay now
I fuckin knew the statue of liberty was a lesbian.
The return of Calzone Boy.

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i really needed this today, so for anyone else who might
Thanks I needed this also. I’ll pass it on
Just the Rock blessing your feed
Thanks, Mr. The Rock.
me deleting my #personal 3 AM Tumblr posts when I wake up at 4 PM
These vines are my life
i am on the fucking floor DYING
Let us watch as this man’s life devolves
This video reads like this man has been placed under a curse and he is physically incapable of resisting the cup shuffle
August: Rick And Morty
September: You're The Worst, BoJack Horseman, The Amazing World Of Gumball, Brooklyn Nine-Nine
October: Bob's Burgers, Riverdale, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Stranger Things
Me: life is being so good to me how did I deserve that

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textbook prices are homophobic
hello friend, if you don’t mind electronic versions of textbooks and committing minor acts of piracy, might i direct your attention to this website where I’ve been able to find a copy of every textbook I’ve needed, I haven’t paid for a textbook since 2014. that website is a true ally to the gays
i hope you know i love you